March 17, 2006

• 11 out of 17. I got all the gun ones and the tornado ones, but missed pretty much anything else. Since I live in the midwest, though, I figure I'm covered.
• 13 out of 17. but i'm shagged if i ever meet a shark...
• 10 outta 17 as well... Apparently... I would do well against criminals, but sharks, snakes and planes would totally kick my ass... waiiit a minute... snakes. and planes? SNAKES ON PLANES!!! AHHHHHHHH *runs screaming from room*
• Friday Flash FUN? This is freakin' depressing! Put me in the room between Koko and Fes in the Home for the Badly Injured or Maimed for Life Monkeys. (BIOMFLM) Apparently I'm safe from dogs, gunmen, tornados, dehydration, and plane crashes, but sharks, snakes, and angry mobs are my Kryptonite. Just as I always suspected.
• I scored 17 out of 17, but then my monitor blew up and killed me.
• 8 out of 17, but this was an unfair quiz! Not once was: [ ]Call your mother listed as an option! I did do well on the terrorist/crime ones. Unfortunately, the best tactic for those is to be a big coward and pussy-out.
• 13 out of 17 Funny, I've never encountered a gun, a shark or a tornado in my life, but scored perfect in those areas. As a dog owner I'm humbled to note I didn't score any points in that area. But then again, chihuahuas are viscous, but small.
• 15 out of 17. The shark got me, as did the snake. Best stay away from the tropics.
• 17 out of 17. I will totally eat Koko and make a shelter out of her skin.
• totally blew my shark survival skills. but if you squint, that tornado totally looked like a crotch.
• The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook to the rescue!
• I was sucked into a Level Eight crotch once.
• 10. Goddam animals.
• 15 out of seventeen -- the shark got me.
• Stupid planes......I got maimed for life because of them.
• My Extreme Survival Quiz goes to 11. I'd make a good hostage. Comes from 14 years of Catholic school, I think.
• I had an extreme survival experience just last night, and I relied on MonkeyFilter. (and I survived) But 11/17 on the quiz, so no sharks or snakes for me.
• I heard the Werzog scored a 72.
• I've dreamt many times of being attacked by a dog or lion or wolf; can feel their teeth, their clenched jaws on my limbs. Now I know what to do- go for the eyes!
• Chihuahuas are viscous? I didn't know.
• 11/17 for me too. Need to avoid shark infested waters. reckon I would have scored higher if earthquake survival questions had been added
• 4/17 this quiz was loaded. There was no MacGyvering.
• *notes that gomi has forgotten her shark basic training as mandated by South Australian law*
• *Laughs and points at Insolent Chimp for scoring lower than self, allowing a viscous shark-dog to slither up behind him and pounce!!! Attempts to drive away the viscouse shark-dog by singing 'Copa Cabana' only serve to infuriate the slimy beast further!!!*
• Hey I know the best way to defend yourself against a shark is to get out of the water when the sirens go off. I'm not sure the eye gouging is correct to be honest. Don't sharks usually close their eyes when they attack?
• Saucy Martin sez that some sharks ain't got no eyelids. Face it, chum, you're... well, chum.
• Let's just say snakes on a plane would not be good for me.
• "During attack some sharks use their nictitating membranes (translucent eyelids) to protect them from the thrashing animal. Sharks that have no nictitating membranes, like the great white for example roll their eyes into the back to their heads." Well rolling eyes into the backs of the head can't be helpful to gouging attempts either..... agree with the chum bit though
• 14 I got the T shirt! The shark got me...however, since I can't fucking swim I will stay out of airplanes that may fall into the sea and proceed into a shark situation. I punched the shark in the snout. I rationed my water. Told a terrorist that his gun "Didn't make him all that". Oh, BTW, if a dog has got your hand in his mouth, press down as hard as you can on his tongue. Apparently it triggers an automatic 'spit that the hell out' reflex. Also, if a parrot flies down your shorts, scream like a little girl and douse yourself in kerosene.
• I thought the way to handle an attacking dog was to let the dog jump on top of you and bite your arm then you wrap your legs around the animal's body and you push back on the dog's head until you break its neck. But i don't know if this will work since i have only tried it on humans.
• Oh... are you sure you didn't misinterpret the intentions of the human that got on top of you and bited your am, SB? I've only been bitten twice by a dog; first one as a kid, riding a bicycle with my older brother. Bastard dog from two houses down ours jumps at us passing by and bites the fleshy part of my calf. Then, years later, by a relative's guard dog at a party... on the calf. And a couple years ago, leaving house to work, the tiny, usually friendly cocker spaniel of my neighbour's suddenly sneaks up behind me (after I'd said 'hello' to it like almost everyday) and takes a gentle nip at me... on the fleshy part of my calf. Guess I must taste delicious, there.
• 10: lakes full of pain
• I know that when I worked with severely emotionally disturbed children, we were trained that if we were being bitten to push the bitten part into the child's mouth, which is supposed to trigger some jaw-releasing mechanism. so if sharks are at all like emotionally disturbed children....push away!