March 16, 2006

"Uh, does he know what happens to Supernovas?" So you didn't win the chance to be INXS' new vocalist, and record a dud album. Fear not -- now you can compete to sing with Tommy Lee's new band. (Maybe even share the same bus toilet as him...)
  • Motley Crue, Guns N' Roses and Metallica were all gritty, metal-influenced bands that peaked in the 1980s. Since leaving Motley Crue, Lee has released three solo albums and starred in another reality TV show, Tommy Lee Goes to College. He has been married to both Heather Locklear and Pamela Anderson. After leaving Guns N' Roses in 1993, Clarke launched a solo career and has worked with various artists including Michael Jackson and Lenny Kravitz. The winner of Rock Star will record a CD with Supernova to be produced by Butch Walker, who's written or produced tracks for Avril Lavigne and Pink. Okay! I'm done. Next!
  • "Uh, does he know what happens to Supernovas?" She knows something about supernovas.
  • They get liver cancer from chronic hepatitis?
  • What happens to supernovas?
  • They burn out.
  • I'm sorry. You were being serious, weren't you. I keep forgetting that the Internet is not just about snark. Many apologies.
  • Stars burn out.
  • Tommy Lee's obviously left answer (a.), burn out, unmarked, while putting a checkmark next to answer (b.), fade away.