Thank Mothra -- a new post. And to think that I was about to post that story that Ontario clinics will not be sufferring a Methadone shortage.
Thoughts:
1. That's not a lot of pr0n.
2. Do you really think your mother won't find it?
3. That's really not that much pr0n at all.
4. Do you really think your mother won't notice a new piece of furniture in your room that didn't come from her, and didn't come from your father, so it must have been one of your no-good friends, which means that you must be hiding drugs, so she'll just have a quick look, for your own good son, it's not that we don't trust you, we just don't trust your friends, especially that one from your grade ten art class who's been hanging around here far too much for my liking, and I don't fill that fridge for the whole neighbourhood, you know?
5. That's not nearly enough pr0n for a healthy, growing boy.
Conclusion: move out. It's the only way. I hit the bricks at 17, and I had all the pr0n storage privacy and space I needed.
But you can only open it with your "special ring"!
And it comes addressed to "the lucky winner", "Packaged discreetly"!
And that really isn't a lot of pr0n.
That ring looks awfully chunky - that's gonna chafe.
And why not just use the internet as your porn stash like everyone else? Now that's a LOT of porn...
1. Don't buy shelf.
2. Buy computer.
3. Find an ISP.
Now THAT's a lot of pr0n.
Nobody's protracted their erections yet? I can't believe it! Here in the morning, I thought there'd be takers! 72 degrees, people, LET'S GET TO IT!
I'm wondering how many penises are gonna get slammed in that handy-dandy compartment before they institute a recall.
This bit of knowledge adds new meaning to this company's motto.
72 degrees. Isn't that also the highest desgree of the Freemasons? Hrmm.
Isn't that also the highest desgree of the Freemasons? Hrmm.
You can tell by the odd angle at which they walk.
And don't get too close.
I'd have to be pretty hard up before I'd join the freemasons.
Get out your protractors!
I laugh.
don't be a dick. stand up for what's right.
Also, you can put your weed in there!
Why anybody buys pr0n anymore is beyond me.
the above statement purposefully left open to interpretation for legal/marital purposes
Seriously, there must be some other angle to this scheme.
MonkeyFilter: Seriously, there must be some other angle to this scheme.
MonkeyFilter: Nobody's protracted their erections yet?
72 Degrees "is the angle of a healthy erection."
But you're allowed a few degrees of droop for every decade of your life after 30, surely? Or every thousand outings (innings?)?
I can see the horrific scene: Jimmy hears someone near his door, hurriedly stashes Sears catalog in there and somehow closes it while dealing with erection; Mom enters, watches red-faced Jimmy, and then, that door slams open and spills the lingerie catalogues all over the floor. Not good.
And that really isn't a lot of pr0n.
Yep, not much room in there. But, you see, we're dating us here. I doubt that, eh, bottleg VHS tapes you had to go but from some shady guy at a street market *cough* would fit in there, but hey, spoiled kids nowadays with their DVDs and memory cards and USB drives...
pr0n storageprivacy and space I needed.