POUR EVERYTHING INTO YOUR BLENDER AND PREPARE TO UNLEASH A SURGE OF ALL NATURAL GOODNESS STRAIGHT INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM! (A site by someone obviously far too excited about a smoothie recipe.)
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scarabic: Squeeze it between your mighty thews.
{banana in a blender}
I wish I could get this excited about something. Anything.
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Wait, wasn't the citrus-tasty post yesterday?
/if I'm gonna be ultra-potent, I'm gonna look ultra-potent
Space Kitty Smoothies?
ooh, yeah...
Although "Passion for Smoothies" sounds like something out of a "Women Who Love Men Who..." book.
(note to self: add "excitable smoothie" to oxymoron list)
Do people find the way they have capitalised the beginning of every word, but not used all caps, more or less exciting?
i think, jb, that is an indication of Trying To Restrain Oneself From The Sheer, Utter Excitement Of The Smoothie.
i have much empathy for the apparent insane joy and odd capitalizations these smoothie recipe folk display. i bought a smoothie maker last summer and became quite wild eyed about the whole thing. i'd never eat the daily recommended portions of fruit if i couldn't transform them into tasty smooth concoctions.
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MonkeyFilter: Apparent insane joy and odd capitalisation
MonkeyFilter: Squeeze it between your manly thews.
MonkeyFilter: OH GOD YES GIVE ME MORE STRAWBERRIES, OH YEAH!
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This straight-into-your-bloodstream bit... do you inject the smoothie? I prefer drinking it myself.
Jeez, doesn't anyone drink liquor anymore???
mark me down as one of the monkeys who's gonna try hard to find a way to work the phrase "excitable smoothie" into the thread.
Smoothies in....smoothies out....
The only thing about the wonderful exciting smoothie maker is having to clean the blasted thing later. Which, if you're like me, and are lazier than a lazy, lazy Takin, then you're shit out of luck.
oh my word that is so true, they are a bitch and a half to clean. you have to be really smoothie whacked to not mind the upkeep. mine's sparkling clean and waiting for the next load of fruit, hah!
Fes, you can make great party drinks by adding booze to smoothies.
A dedicated smoothie maker? Hmmm. (The reviewer seems to have missed the ease-of-cleaning factor, too.) I'll keep using my blender for now.
A little cold outside for me to enjoy blender drinks yet, anyway.
Um yes, can I get a potency booster with that as well? Thank you