March 10, 2006

Take A Whiff! Stops your pooh from smelling. But watch out for the bloating! Is it real? I don't care! Stolen from B3TA (again)
  • Awesome, but disturbing. The reason it stinks is that it's waste. If it doesn't stink, does that mean we're keeping the bad stuff in instead of eliminating it? Sounds like bad news.
  • Wait a minute. Since MoFi is a pretty good way to waste time, does that mean that....
  • Way to crap on the thread Ralph
  • Curious George: if I smell someone else's poop, does that mean I'm inhaling shit molecules?
  • Brown nose!
  • But my shit don't stink. /Sassy snaps!
  • Fes: some shit, some gas emitted by the poo beasts. kit: b3ta newsletter out already eh? ;) I sometimes go to the Morrisons where Elvis goes, and I'm neither a chav or a student. WHEN IRISH LEGS ARE SMILING: http://snipurl.com/nemr
  • hi-oooooooo!
  • > WHEN IRISH LEGS ARE SMILING: http://snipurl.com/nemr wow. just wow. there's a segment filmed in my dad's town just across from where he lives...
  • Mine smells like roses anyway.
  • "if I smell someone else's poop, does that mean I'm inhaling shit molecules?" Yes.
  • Well, that's just fantastic news.
  • So - just to make everything real clear here - what happens when I'm kissing tracicle's ass so I won't get banned?
  • An angel gets its wings.
  • OK, so what happens if I only pretend to kiss her ass, and poke a pencil up there while she's distracted?
  • god kills a kitten.
  • What I want to know is, do they make this for dogs? It would make picking up after him on walks so much less offensive...
  • Do they make this for dogs? Yeah, you take the stuff they make for humans, stuff it down fido's throat, and voila: it's for dogs. and pardon my French
  • I'd presume #2 would take that #2 pencil and poke it on your left eye, you sick oculolinctus freak, quid. if I smell someone else's poop, does that mean I'm inhaling shit molecules? Of course. I recall some article about researchers having to wear heavy respiratory gear while collecting and studying some animal's poo samples, otherwise their parasites would infect them. Of course, simply closing the throne's lid before flushing can help curtail any poo-myst from ending in one's tootbrush.
  • I thought poo-myst was kinda boring. Maybe I'm not cut out for scatalogical puzzles.
  • Sure, make fun of my typoos.
  • vaporcack.
  • "It wouldn’t be good enough just for MY poop to stop stinking – this needed to be a global movement to make EVERYONE’s poop less stinky!" Now, THIS guy should be in charge of the war on terror!
  • Pardon me while I snicker quietly. Talk about silly overreactions... this sort of product has been around for ages. Obviously we have no monkeys among us with colostomy surgeries, as ostomy patients have been taking chlorophyll tabs for years to in hopes of avoiding embarrassment in the event of leaks or blowouts. I had an elderly aunt who tried an array of such pills with varying degrees of success.
  • Monkeyfilter: Talk about silly overreactions
  • "Obviously we have no monkeys among us with colostomy surgeries" Only for leisure purposes.
  • The very thought of a global movement frightens me. What a stinky pile.
  • BlueHorse, you slay.
  • i've heard say windex works for gettin out unwanted or warrented odors, but, maybe i just saw amovie or somethin and dont know really, what im talkin about. im just saying.....
  • i meant "un"warranted odors, thanks, carry on.....
  • What would an unwarranted odor be? "You take that back! There is no call for that odor!!"
  • Odor! Odor in the court! Me, I just warrant to go home.
  • quiet, the arrest of you.
  • I don't mean to be judge-mental, but I think you're all crazy for punning around.
  • Bailiff, colon the next witness.
  • Do you swear to smell the poop, the whole poop, so smell your schnozz?
  • When did this turn into a jurispoodence thread?
  • If it so moves the court...
  • Stinkiest.Puns.Ever.
  • I hate legalasse.
  • I know you're all trying to be funny, but to be honest it just seems that you're only going thru the motions.
  • Well there's only the paperwork left to do on this job now.
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  • This entire thread is out of order!!
  • I see roryk is flush with pride.