March 09, 2006
Curious George the hard-up.
OK. It's been a while. I'm done with school, and meeting girls at work isn't an option, night classes and continuing ed. courses have yielded nothing, friends aren't coming through on setups, and the local watering holes are all fished out. Time to bow to the inevitable, and trawl the internets.
Not that I need someone in my life, I'm just getting a little bored. And girls my age simply aren't around anymore, unless they're out doing couply things. And the younger girls, while they do have their attractions, they're simply at a different stage in life -- and one I'm already done with. Any advice for dating through the internet? Are some site better than others (I'm thinking lavalife, if only for sheer size and range -- other sites may have rather limited choices in my area). Any dos and don'ts? Help me, fellow monkeys, you're my only hope.
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