March 08, 2006

• Those kids get themselves wedged in the darndest places!
• I went everywhere with that piece of fried chicken. I thought I was the only one.
• Too cute.
• Now I understand exactly how Devlin fell in love with a horse and two dogs.
• the canoe tipped and the Weasels were never seen again. Moral: don’t stand up in a canoe. What's this kid doing hanging out with the Weasels anyway?
• "What I Want To Learn in Kindergarten: Makenzie - how to play doctor" Yowza! I wonder if Makenzie is the offspring of the little boy down the street from me when I was five who always wanted to "play doctor" with me?
• Again with the beards...
• Kitten, you lived down the street from my cousins? Small world!
• *plucks manly whisker, mails it to kit*
• I was so hungry that I took home and wrong piece of chicken and ate the one that I love. I never found out. But talk about close calls!
• Cassie One day I was watching my gerbils. Cupid sot me. I fell in love with my gerbils. I took them out of their cage. I kissed them 50 times. I got little red dots on my face. Cupid shot my mom. My mom fell in love with some noodless. My dad fell in love with the shower. My brother fell in love with me. We had a pizza party. We watched TV. We had fun. This is totally a set-up from The Aristocrats.
• *receives whisker, does doctor-y things to it*
• This is totally a set-up from The Aristocrats. Funniest of course when delivered in the voice of Liza Minelli.
• Waitaminute, middleclasstool, by "kit," you didn't mean me, did you? Oops. *cleans off whisker, redirects it to kitfisto with apologies*