March 08, 2006

• Let me guess... black churches? The article doesn't say.
• Both black and white churches were torched. so funny, wow I think I might just projectile vomit from amusement. Is it somehow sicker that these destructive brats did this for no reason than out of hatred?
• Are there normally other reasons to commit arson?
• so arson is the new panty raid? sexually frustrated young males with learning/social disabilities... they certainly seem to fit that pyromanic 'beavis' profile.
• space coyote- insurance fraud and racism
• Not racially motivated, no. These were equal-opportunity twunts. Not a big fan of retributive theories of justice am I, but I'll admit there's a large portion of my brain right now that would tap dance with glee at the sight of everything these narcissistic assholes own going up in one big crackling bonanza of Halloween orange and chimney red...
• Never could stand that song. Actually, I love the song but the last line is "stand that dog" and the fact is the dog is just fine. Frank is a bastard.
• +1 petebest for the reference catch.
• Benjamin Nathan Moseley, Russell Lee DuBusk Jr., and Matthew Lee Cloyd. Two of the three have the middle name Lee Maybe they're pricks or just stupid hicks But torching a church wasn't comic research These ignorant fucks just ran outta their luck *yells, plows through "bridge out" sign*
• "Investigators later connected tires purchased for a vehicle driven by Matthew Cloyd to prints left at the scene of six of the church fires." Holy crap! Matthew Cloyd has tires for fingers!
• It was an SUV, too. Just sayin'. Wasn't like a Prius or anything.
• But it was, like, a Pyro's
• A Pinto?
• I missed the punchline...-.-
• Stop! My sides are aching!
• It was a FIREBIRD!
• As the former first lady was told, light a Winston, not a Church, Hil...
• Frank's Wild Hallowe'en in Nova Scotia.
• Another entry in the annals of youthful stupidity/ignorance. Scientists have been saying lately that male brains don't mature until age 30. Contemplates the ages of his male dependents. *sighs wearily*
• Gawrsh - I thought they didn't mature until 70-sumpin'. ;-)
• While I think these gentlemen should be lightly strung up by the balls, I do find it interesting that this thread has produced tagline gold: MonkeyFilter: Are there normally other reasons to commit arson? MonkeyFilter: equal-opportunity twunts MonkeyFilter: Another entry in the annals of youthful stupidity/ignorance.
• It's rampant narcissism, is what it is. This is what you do when you don't view other people as anything other than bit players in the Story Of My Life.
• Hey now, MCT, that's the story of MY life, buddy. Well, off to play a joke on my neighbor... by KILLING her! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
• Are you kidding? You can't even play a trumpet around here without someone complaining.
• MonkeyFilter: It's rampant narcissism, is what it is. I'm tellin' ya...
• Monkeyfilter: I'm tellin' ya... No, just kidding.
• Hey, that testicle thread asked me to pop over here and tell you bunch to keep it down.
• Maybe they were Danish churches.
• C'mon, you're telling me I'm the ONLY one that laughed? They were BAPTIST churches, see...FIRE AND BRIMSTONE...and...well, I guess you had to be there. Not that I was. *scrubs tires*
• In Iraq they’re burning mosques. Here they’re torching churches. Could it be a copycat pandemic?
• No, their fundamentalists are copying our fundamentalists. Our fundamentalists are more original. Jesus told me.
• I keeel you!
• MonkeyFilter: You can't even play a trumpet around here without someone complaining.