March 08, 2006

Clinton, Montana's Testicle Festival is but one of many organ-eating-focused events.
posted by cog_nate 18 years ago
  • This is the same "Testy Festy" that Palahniuk writes about in Stranger Than Fiction (although he writes the Rock Creek Lodge Testy Festy is 15 miles south of Missoula): "A prety blonde tilts her cowboy hat farther back on her head. This is so she can deep throat a cowboy without her hat brim hitting him in the gut. This is on stage, in a crowded bar. Both of them are naked and smeared with chocolate pudding and whipped cream. This they call the "Co-Ed Body Painting Contest." The stage is red carpet. The lights flourescent. The crowd chants, "We want head! We want head!"" They don't just eat bull organs at the Rock Creek Lodge...
  • Um . . . what?
  • I have a Testicle Festival wallet and watch!
  • Um . . . what? Well... but... I uh... *splutter* OK, you got me. I'm a viral marketer for the Montana Stockgrowers Association. Beef. Just fuckin' eat it already.
  • Amen, MCT. Amen.
  • A ballsy FPP.
  • It's today's plum post Ralph
  • Bleh- I much prefer the vegan tofuticles, even though they *can* be a bit rubbery sometimes.
  • It's a post that's just about nuts.
  • Hehe, Clinton.
  • I totally read that as "Clinton, Monica's Testicle Festival" and I thought AGAIN?
  • What a load of bollocks Just getting that in for the Brits
  • Mmmmmmmmmm...Chewy!