Sweet mother of cornholery.
If there is one thing I adore, it's cockroach death. But the fact that that death occurs at the hands of wasps makes me unsure of who to root for.
Filthy, disgusting little creatures.
I've always hated wasps. They are the jerks of the insect word.
Jerks.
Wait till the wasps figure out how to do that to us.
Then it's party time
Alien V: Conquest of the Earth. The Giger aliens arrive to this planet and mistakenly start face-hugging the most resilent and numerous being, roaches, instead of humans. That's when the grand-grand-grand-clone of Sigourney Weaver appears with a global-sized supply of Raid and both roaches and aliens get wiped out. Sigourney is proclaimed Queen Saviour of Planet Earth.
But on the very last scene, we see how she smiles on her throne, and her toothed tongue springs out...
sheeeez, roaches and wasps and spiders and anything with more than 2 legs and an exoskeleton creep me out. Awwww.
Wasps are evil.
Both kinds.
Does that mean that if cockroaches are most likely to withstand a nuclear holocaust then the wasps go with them?? ICK
I want to know which parasite accounts for the Blogosphere.
This post is definitely NSFOP.
Not safe for one's psyche.
The back of my head is itchy now.
Thanks mj.
Forget it kit, I've tried the "my head is itchy will you scratch it" thing and it hardly ever works.
It worked with you, hot-stuff...
Wait, which insects are fucking the bananas?
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
sorry, bit of stefani derived OCD there.
I read this just before I went to bed last night. That wasn't a good idea. Ick!
ok, so I dont want to click this link here, I just wanna know: a) are there bugs fornicating with fruit? b) are there pictures of said coital activity?
Ye'd be wantin' ta watch a wee banana fooker now eh?
I merely seek to ascertain this shocking inter-species miscegenation sir!
Ah. It's 'insects are fucking bananas' as in 'quidnunc is fucking bananas'... wait, wrong example. It's like saying 'Flagpole is mad, bonkers, crazy, deranged'. No interspecies fruit-molesting in the link, I'm sorry to report.
sheesh! what a setup!! I want my money back.
Holy crap! Will all those creepy multilimbed critters stop appearing out of nowhere to spook us, please?
List of places I'd like to snorkel in: Eastern Island
Parasitic wasps; proof God hates us.
A lot. Dink.
xD, oh THAT'S AWESOME.
*shudders*
*picks up flyswatter, backs into corner*
> The wasp takes hold of one of the roach's antennae and leads it--in the words of Israeli scientists who study Ampulex--like a dog on a leash.coolest.bug.story.ever
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this has renewed my faith in the never-ending totally insane fucked-up bizarreness of nature.
Just to be pedantic, dogs on leashes usually lead their owners, not the other way around, no? I often see the owners walking/running/skidding behind their dogs, hardly any dogs being pulled or dragged by their owners (unless it was from another dog's bottom)
My apartment building is almost fully populated by tiny female grad students with massive dogs they can't control. I see them every morning before school and every night when they get home being towed down the stairs by 100+ pounds of untrained mastiff.
The sad part is that the landlord told me that mostly they buy the dogs to feel safe because they live alone, keep them locked up all day, then when they graduate they abandon them in the apartments. It totally pisses me off.
Me too!
I'll meet you at 11am when they're in work and we'll go liberate all those poorly trained yet territorial mastiffs....
Wait, maybe that's not such a good idea...
Eastern Island