March 08, 2006
"I probably do need some help, but I don't know if this is the time or place for it."
Some boldfaced text, and the general tone, NSFW. Unless you work in animal husbandry. Via Thesmokinggun.
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So, Mr. Goats is a sheep farmer? Alan did not see LeRoy's gentiles Well, thank goodness for that, then.
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He should have remained celibant.
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He needs Jesus Plates!!!
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Well, that is a cute looking lamb.
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He should have used the Jesus plates to look, cos Jesus was a light unto the gentiles.
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forwarded to fireman friend - awaiting comment seems he busy in the sheep district - I really don't want to know...................
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Come on; that is one hot lamb, there.
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mmmm given the mispelling in the statement in the other thread was that Jesus was a light unto the Gentiles or..... Shines a light on a whole different meaning really!
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Oh, man. I don't know where to start with this one.
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Mr Goats is apparently worried for the safety of his 13 year old daughter. Why is that? Does she look like a sheep? I'd like Goats to explain exactly how that happened.
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No, she looks like a kid.
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He couldn't pull the wool over his thighs.
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He's just worried that LeRoy will switch from fucking sheep to fucking Goats.
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I think Goates was afraid for his daughter because the neighbor knocked on the door before going to the corral. I think his impression was that the neighbor was going for the daughter but would accept the sheep as a substitute if she wasn't available. And that Sherriff needs to go back to Writing 101.
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Jesus was a light unto the gentiles. Also, you know, lamb of God. I think Jesus needs to be careful.
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He knocked on her door, and she wouldn't answer... So, essentially, he fucked the lamb because the daughter was sheepish? A little baashful?
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... and from then on, every time someone called that sheep, it would get a disgusted look on its face and ask: "Why? Are you going to try and fuck me again?"
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"Nope. We'll be fine with just a blow-job today!"
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"Why? Are you going to try and fuck me again?" The sheep would be voiced by Joe Pesci.
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"Nope. We'll be fine with just a blow-job today!" A little peanut butter on the business, then?
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You seem to speak from experience.
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I'd hit it. Callipygian thing like that? C'mon. Little pair of black garters... "How could you?" "This is Mrs. Bencours, one of my patients. She thinks she's a sheep."
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Who's a baaaaaaaad boy? A really baaaaaaaaaad boy?
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Ewe.
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Be glad I didn't post my joke about basting lamb chops.
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hmmm I've had lamb twice in the past week...for dinner that is!
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(Psst! Medusa eats sheep! She's a mutton-muncher! Pass it on!)
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and they were deeee-lish-us!!
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Monkeyfilter:...for dinner that is!
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Yeah, like I'm supposed to believe that "baa" means "baa." WOOLEN WHORE.
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Not Monkeyfilter: they were deeee-lish-us!! What do I know..?
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woolen whore oh yes!
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This is a classic case of when sayin' nuthin' would have been way better than saying, say "You caught me Alan, I tried to fuck your sheep." He could have come up with any number of bizarre explanations, ie; "Geez, I noticed the lamb was not breathing, ran to your house for help, nobody was home, so I took it in the barn to give it mouth to mouth. It revived, and, being completely hammered, I decided to take a piss in your barn. At that very moment the lamb collapsed and I was assessing its medical condition immediately, fearing if I didn't help within seconds, it might die. All my training overode any worries I had about my pants!". Since nobody wants to think an upstanding deputy chief with the Mesa Fire Department is a lamb fucker, people would have been happy to accept his story. Mind you, I doubt they'd let him near the livestock again...
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My wife e-mailed me a bulletin she got from the police the other day. Seems a man was arrested at the local zoo trying to shove a sheep into the backseat of his car. What the police report said (that the story doesn't) is that the cops found a purple bathrobe, one of those starter logs for fireplaces, a cigarette lighter, and a mostly empty bottle of Boone's Farm "wine" at the scene.
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He could have come up with any number of bizarre explanations, ie; "Geez, I noticed the lamb was not breathing, ran to your house for help, nobody was home, so I took it in the barn to give it mouth to mouth. It revived, and, being completely hammered, I decided to take a piss in your barn. At that very moment the lamb collapsed and I was assessing its medical condition immediately, fearing if I didn't help within seconds, it might die. All my training overode any worries I had about my pants!". It really worries me how well you've thought this through. Between you and tennenho, I'm beginning to think we should rename the site Sheepfuckerfilter.
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we should rename the site Sheepfuckerfilter Whoa...you mean this isn't Sheepfuckerfilter? Boy, is my face red!
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So is that poor sheep's ass.
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Since it's not here already, a little something in this thread for the ladies...
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Ha ha! You picked an ugly one!
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So, Ralph, that link..SFW?
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Lara, the intro page is, afterwards you're on your own. And, no.
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SheepFuckerFilter: Ha ha! You picked an ugly one!
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Just the kind of pleasant post that brings out the best in us. *GramMa sighs.*
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Hey , it's all tennenho's fault, don't look at me.
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Sure...just blame me again.
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Who'da thought a post about fucking sheep could have gone wrong?! Still, it beats dying from horse buggery.
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In Rural Washington State, horse buggers you!