February 24, 2004

Principal in Spot After Flopped Plot to Plant Pot
  • let's see... asst. principal collects drugs from students and keeps them for "disciplinary evidence". he then plants more drugs in a kid's locker to get him expelled. drug dog fails to find drugs. so the moron goes out of his way to tell the cops that there are drugs in that specific locker? yeah, 'cause that won't make the cops ask "how do you know this?" what an asshat. maybe if he hadn't spent so much time smoking his disciplinary evidence he would have been smart enough to keep his fool mouth shut. good riddance, i say. too bad for the kid that was targeted in this attempt at a bust, even if he wasn't selling drugs, now everyone thinks he was. (can we say lawsuit? i think jeff feiger isn't doing anything lately, he seems to be the go-to guy in michigan if you want a messy lawsuit with a huge cash settlement.) dang. guess we know why kids are turning out to be so dumb lately. it's because we keep allowing dumb people to be in charge of them at school. (and yes, this happened near my home town, i come from a family of teachers, my dad is a principal, i know that teachers in general aren't nearly as stupid as this particular asshat is, but still. how the hell did he ever get hired here?)
  • Where does this leave us on the "teachers are terrorists" debate?... [banana with secret hidden drugs compartment] for that headline, Gyan...
  • Gyan arrested after many monkeys tie tongues reading post title. More news at eleven. book em harry!
  • Reading the title, I thought the principal got busted for actually *growing* pot. Silly me. This story, now, is something more Ferris Bueller-esque. Am I the only person to think that maybe everyone would have been better off if that Vice Principal had smoked that pot instead of planting it in the kid's locker?
  • Looks like a Dizzy-style post title to me. /meta I can't even imagine an assistant h.s. principal smoking pot. (They were all Phys Ed coaches who had risen to their level of incompetence, in my experience, selected for their ability to crack thick teenage skulls.) What a wonderful world that would be.
  • Had to read post title three times to get it straight. Vice principal is a prick.
  • I wish I could think of FPP titles that cool...
  • Great title. Write poetry much? If not, you should.
  • Write poetry? *ROFLMAO* In any case, forky had me arrested and no marijuana ..err miranda rights so far. I might start to prison myself with poetry.