March 03, 2006

• Scary Corn Imp is the opposite of most of us. 10 links. 1 comment. Freak.
• As a Pepsi fanatic, this bothers me deeply.
• I'm not going to click on that link, but I think the name 'scary corn imp' is cool.
• and Pepsi sucks!
• That is more disorienting than the Optical Illusions were earlier. What does it all mean...
• So Pepsi wants us to associate their product with stuff gushing up from David Hasselhoff's crotch because ... ?
• Sweet holy carbonated beverages!! Well, I'm drinking Coke from now on.
• scary corn imp betcha computer genn'd still coool though
• I can never decide if teh Hoff really means it, or if it's all part of some master joke he's playing on us.
• Up until now, I had no idea that the Hoff was so much like Da Huuudge!(flash)
• so pepsi is the new pepsi blue?
• You all deserve this.
• What's with that fountain of santorum behind him?
• HOFF = SEX. If you can't see that, you are BLIND WITH STUPIDNESS.
• AGH GOD MY EYES
• Or just blind with, you know, horror.
• You stupid fail to see timeless cubic Hoff Adult cubic Hoff is mindless educator crime on children! Think of Nature's Harmonic Hoff is tearing and burning the bible page to purge your mind of its lies!
• It's all the german's fault.
• Isn't it Germen?
• No, eh, erm, I was talking about that one, single german that convinced Hoff he was 'great in Germany'. Oh, I suck at this apostrophe thing...
• Because the Germans love David Hasselhoff. /Norm McDonald
• That Pepsi ball is teh kewl.
• Stupid Germans fail cubic Hoff nature truth. Timeless 4-day Hoff-cube is singular nature!
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• God, how I loathe you.
• I discoverd a torture device! staring at that will actually make you chunder, for real. I should make a page on YTMND with it and some kooky happy snatch of doris day muic with heavy echo.
• i have gone blind and can't type any more. monkeyfilter is doomed thanks to Chy. Hey, my touch-typing is better than I'd thought.
• Slow the Doris Day down to half-speed, if you can.
• AGH GOD MY EYES
• And now, welcome back to SEIZURE ROBOTS!
• Hoffmeister in chandelier incident
• my retinas. they've been burnt! the page loaded with wolof's comment visible, but then jumped up to that terrible thing.
• He's sucking YOU IN
• Hoff's life is a mess. Also, he can't fly.
• Aw, poor Hoffy. Hey, getting sloshed at 7am in an airport lounge and pissing yourself is no way to fly, for anybody.
• the biggest choice that I made is I tried to save the world and forgot to save myself.
• The Hoff to have sole custody of his two daughters, niether of whom look like him in the slightest, proving that there is only room on this Earth for the One True Hoff. [WARNING: feature photo features Hypno-Hoff Gaze]
• The video of the Hoff drunkenly eating a hamburger.
• Hey, lots of people drunkenly eat hamburgers.
• We report, you decide.
• Lord, save us all from being human.
• My therapist asked me one if I'd rather be a flawed human or a perfect robot. I mean, really - is there a choice? I refuse to believe that any red-blooded American wouldn't immediately say "robot."
• Well, they might not say it as they enter their sterile cubical for another day of mindless soul-destroying work...
• Hasselhoff wins court thing against tabloid which said he was drunk in public.
• With Scarlett Johansson Va-va-voom baby!
• I can wash the Hoff off of her, right?
• HoffWash not included.
• Secret Agent Man (youtube)
• Horribly cheesy video, still a kick-ass song. Sue me if you must. The last time I was in NYC, I put an extra dollar in a busker's case just for playing "Secret Agent Man."
• I love that song. Not even Hasselhoff and his dodgy karate kicks and jetpack and dodgy hair can spoil the glory. Thanks for the link lara!