March 01, 2006

Monkey-people discovered in Turkey Lifted from daily monkey. Ah, daily monkey....
  • "This syndrome interestingly exhibits prehuman features” and represents “possible backward evolution”..." Devo, man. It all comes back to Devo.
  • I'll believe it when I see the evidence.
  • Circumspice.
  • I am on a collison course, nothing to be to done, like a runaway train, or a man with Tourettes: No, thats just Turkish people. [/racist] I am going to hell.
  • Let's hope Worf doesn't de-evolve as well.
  • represents "possible backward evolution" this is an odd formulation and assumes that evolution is unidirectional.
  • Klingons, as I recall, did not evolve from an ape-like predecessor, but rather an insectile one, some sort of large predatory spider.
  • That's just an observation, not a critique.
  • That contradicts the episode about the founders of all humanoid life in the galaxy being .. humanoid.
  • Pfft. 'Noids suck ass, dude. Give me an ancestor with a thorax any day.
  • I stand corrected: "Here are some depictions (scroll down to the very bottom) of ancient Klingons besides Kahless and Kortar. The monster to which Worf mutated doesn't have to be closely related to the Klingon species considering that Barclay was turned into a spider by the same retrovirus." *bows low to Chy in the traditional fashion*
  • That's one detailed site. I, um... *backs away slowly*
  • Neeeeerrrrrrrrrd!!!!
  • Looks like supermarket tabloid stuff to me.
  • Looks like supermarket tabloid stuff to me. No, it's obviously true, the end of the world is fast approaching...
  • Fes, that was some GOOD GEEKIN'! Thanks for that.
  • I wonder where they got those clothes.
  • Next week in assbackwards evolution: 'Turkey-people discovered in Monkey'. Which Monkey were they a-gobblin'? Tune in to find out.
  • "I wonder where they got those clothes." RTFA
  • OMG! You people completely missed the important article here! Mutant chicken grows alligator choppers. CHICKENS! WITH TEETH!! Now that's news, people!
  • Is it ok to look a gift-chicken in the mouth now?