ah lingerie! my other favorite subject besides pancakes. (the devil to my god perhaps?)
These sports bras are revolutionary and great, because they come in different sizes, activity levels etc., most sports bras dont even have cups, thus the creation of that sexy uniboob look!
However cool those, they arent the sexiest, nor my favs. since this is already a lingerie thread, I will regale you all with links to my fav undies makers.
These sites will NOT be SAFE FOR WORK!!!
AubadeSimone PereleAgent ProvocateurChantelle
ALL of these sites have really annoying flash-based interfaces, but they are also all essentially soft-core porn, so enjoy!
It wasn't the bras so much, rather it was the naked bouncing breasts of adjustable proportions that got my attention. It's getting dark here, so I shall turn off the lights open the blinds and project this onto the building opposite for all the commuters to enjoy.
When I was a pubescent lad, the arrival of the JC Penney catalog was a much-anticipated event, mainly for the section that came just after the shoes.
I trace my navel fetish to those pages to this day.
Ah, mammer--er, memories....
Do A cupped, bra-ed breasts really jiggle that much when walking, or are these people exaggerating? I understand lying is how we make an honest dollar in this country, but I think A cupped women will be aware of how much thier breasts jiggle, or don't jiggle.
That's a good question Mr K and I for one would like to test your theory scientifically with my face.
If anyone here wants to be a test subject, e-mail's in my profile.
Can't find your email, but I would loveit if I would be able to help you with your scientific theory, quid. I believe I am an A cup.
Not even the image f quid & bernockle carrying out their skienterific experiment can interrupt trhe power of the breasts. *mmmmmh*
And I resent being called Captain Bird-Jizz.
Even the smallest ones need support for exercise. Oh, the pain, the pain...
mandyman thank you so much! I did not know about Fifi Chachnil, but that site is now bookmarked!
Naturally not all breasts of the same cup size are identical, in size, shape or firmness. all of these factors will affect the degree of bounce. however, even a smallest amount of bounce is uncomfortable/painful and even the smallest amount of bounce can tear supportive tissue and lead to
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thought I wuz being so clever...
It can lead to gas?
I've seen the website where you pick the size of quidnunc's face and watch the bouncing - it's got nothin' on this site.
This site is way more safe for work.
And I resent being called Captain Bird-Jizz
Dear bernockle, most gracious sir! Please ignore my rash remark, I pray, and allow me to waggle my face between you titties in, simultaneously, apologetic restitution and salivating pleasure. Thus bringing together our most potent abilities - your chest, my face - together as one, the progress of science - O munificent goddess! - is assuredly assured. We shall combine like Voltron. I shall be your lion-leg, you shall "transform!" into Optimus Relatively-Prime. You are my He-Man, I am your Shira, Princess of Power. You are a piece of lego, I am duplo. You are My Little Pony, I am a Cabbage Patch Doll.
What say you, comrade?
Sweet mothra, quid -- I was deep in the middle of a Reverse-Cowgirl fantasy featuring those 'Calamity' underthings, and then you had to supplant it with that.
That is the most romantic thing I've ever read, quidnonk.
Damn you quid- all I can imagine now is your face, jiggling all its' folds, in slowmotion, forever... damn.
And he's not even dead yet!
Da.
Damnit quid. xD
just dress him up in some-a that lingerie real pretty like...
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"You start a fire in a brazier, not a brassiere."
"You haven't seen Miss Brahms at the disco."
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...this site makes my boobs look like C cups. which makes no sense, since they fit into A cups.
MonkeyFilter: Even the smallest ones need support for exercise.
MonkeyFilter: Oh, the pain, the pain...
MonkeyFilter: ...this site makes my boobs look like C cups.
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If you do the simulation with a D cup and the highest level of exercize, the "regular" bra has a nipple poking out of a hole on every chug 'round. Is that to show how inferior that crappy old "regular" bra is?
Lara, no, it is done to make my viewing experience even better than the C on medium, which to this point was my favorite. Thanks for the tip.
so to speak
Lara (not trying to give any info away) that was the one I looked at and it seemed to be that it was a particularly flimsy looking material. Or simulated flimsy looking material.
Still these sports bras look pretty neat. Not that I care too much about what I look like when I'm sweating and spluttering on my way down to the beach, witnessed by only a couple of obaachan walking their fluffy dogs.
But honestly which owners of breasts don't know these effects? 10 minutes in front of a mirror and you can work it out. Less groundbreaking info and more a titallating attempt at promotion possibly.
I think you owners should just post your own little video sequences, and in so doing you would hear no objections from we who strive to learn. Hunger for education is never sated.
These remind me of the days of little porn .exe DOS programs that would show a few clips of some repetitive sex act that wouls loop over and over againin perfect hpnotizing symmetry.
"What game is this?"
"Well it's not really a game."
"What? oh .. um... here, put Catacombs 3d on that disk instead."
I hate being in work.
I hate being in work.
Yeah, me too. Not that I'm at work, or have a job even, but in general, I hate being at work.
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