February 28, 2006

Donk! The JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank! [@ amazon.com] I'm not sure which is better -- the availability of this $20,000 machine or the creative writing workshop of its customer reviews!
posted by flexatone 18 years ago
  • "The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size. " I need this.
  • hee hee hee. I have added this tank to my Wish List. Here's my favourite review: I went the extra bucks and bought the stealth model. I drove it home (and Hey! Don't believe the stories of 0 to 60 times reported by other owners. It's all bunk. My best time was 0 to 60 in 3 minutes, 14 seconds.) Anyway, I drove it home, parked it in the driveway AND NOW I CAN'T FIND IT! Sometimes stealth can be too much of a good thing. I should have gone for the standard model.
  • Can't stop laughing!
  • Can't stop anything: Forbidden You don't have permission to access /pool-3/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00067F1CE/sr=8-1/qid=1141084661/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-7453878-0808015 on this server. Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
  • Awww, Ralph, you're missing out! I say we buy one and start takin' over other blogs! Rock it, baby, YEAHH!!
  • Exactly how many Jawas does that thing hold?
  • You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!
  • I say we buy one and go bang on Matt Haughey's door.
  • bernockle wins. In, you know, that geeky fashion.
  • I don't know, did you see the size of that thing? It's tiny! A really decent Badonkadonk would be three times that size. Now *thats* a Badonkadonk!
  • I've had my tank licence suspended. After that, well, you know, little incident.
  • Just a fuckin' Huttese skiff without the repulsorlifters. Bantha poodoo.
  • Crossed with a Dalek?
  • Monkeyfilter: How many Jawas does that thing hold?
  • Brings back fuzzy memories of my favorite product on amazon, qwert schmarble
  • I think that is the first tagline that I have inspired. I have made over 1800 comments, many of which border on the silly/outrageous. Now it looks like I will just have to wait another year and a half or so for my next one. Sort of like non-self-induced orgasms.
  • Monkeyfilter: sort of like non-self-induced orgasms. I couldn't help myself.
  • pie's link made me laugh till my eyeballs fell out. I am easily amused. yes.
  • Monkeyfilter: made me laugh till my eyeballs fell out.