NSFW, BTW.
that reminds me of the final "sex and the city" episode last night, they showed highlights that included when samantha was at the doc being quizzed about her sex habits. the doc asked if she swallowed, she replied, "only when surprised." heh.
Given that cum is a high-protein, low-carb snack, you'd think the Atkins Diet people would be all over it by now.
Please, sounds like it was written by a teenager with a hardon. Look, I'm a guy but I respect the fact that my girlfriend thinks it tastes like shit. Coming up with random supposed facts to try and convince women that swallowing is really great is just stupid.
You nearly gave me a spoiler-related heart-attack there, Dishie... (we've still got four weeks left over here)
To simulate a squirting cock, you can hollow out a cucumber and slide the loaded baster or syringe inside it. If you're talented and want to get fancy, you could whittle the shaft down and carve a cock head at the end. Sentences I Never Thought I'd Read, #46 and #47.
It's bad, I know.
I'm jealous I won't get the distinction of WORST POST EVER.
< God bless the Internet >
flashboy, re: SATC, i hope you guys get the whole shebang: an hour of recap of the whole series, then the final episode. i wasn't disappointed! had some pals over, we ate/drank new yorkie stuff. much fun had by all.
oh! and didn't i recently see some product that men could eat to make their spooey taste tasty?
Mine tastes sweet, according to an ex. She loved it - which was fine by me. Can't figure out how it could be, though. Maybe because I'm a vegetarian and never eat asparagus?
Yeah, I've heard of that product too. Different tastes available - strawberry, lime, and so on... Wonder where one purchases such goods?
Mr Talent, have a loving monkey. Feel the love.
I've tried both Cum-So-Sweet and Seemenex but none of them spiced up my funky spunk.
(I kid of course)
(They worked like a charm)
Ah, yes, Semenex, that's the one I was thinking of. I think. Sounds too much like a high explosive for comfort.
I was going to say, re: Sully's link, that I was amazed anybody put so much effort into making a website that surely won't have any effect at all, especially when it's written like the baddest of bad porn.
But then I thought, no... not that amazed, actually.
wankfilter.
er... blowjobfilter, surely?
I mean, you don't... like, when one is... you know... you're not supposed to...
The best thing I read about this (I forget where) is: We're expected to lick a fish for ten minutes, and women complain about swallowing a teaspoon of cream?
Sullivan, you've turned MonkeyFilter into a laddie magazine.
Sullivan, you've turned MonkeyFilter into a laddie magazine.
And I'm damn proud of it. ;)
*hugs Blaise*
My dog was called Laddie.
He's dead now. Coincidence?
Good Lord. I can't believe nobody else has said it yet, so I will.
COCKPUNCH!
Please, sounds like it was written by a teenager with a hardon. Look, I'm a guy but I respect the fact that my girlfriend thinks it tastes like shit. Coming up with random supposed facts to try and convince women that swallowing is really great is just stupid.