December 01, 2003

Thank God for garbage strikes! Don't throw away your winning lottery ticket unless (a) you've checked it or (b) there's a giant garbage strike in your town.
posted by Mickey 20 years ago
  • I'm just curious-- what's the worst thing YOU would do for a winning lottery ticket---climb through a mile of sewer pipe ala "Shawshank Redemption"? Vote for Clark? etc?
  • NEWSFILTER!1! You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that. I'd sell my soul and yours too, I'd offer my body to edgy drifters for whatever rough trade they'd inflict. Actually, that mile of sewer pipe would be doable.
  • I make it a rule to never throw away winning lottery tickets. It's just a thing.
  • NEWSFILTER!2! OH! OH! Yes, that WAS fun! Actually, I think I'd be willing to meet Pez at the end of the mile-long sewer pipe to shake hiz/har hand. (and steal the stinky winning lottery ticket`)
  • #1 #1 #! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Your days are numbered nick. Well, 3 to be precise.
  • heh.