February 24, 2006

GoogleFIGHT Put in two keywords, and the program will fight them out according to their result amount on google.Quite possibly the closest battle. We got out asses owned my MeFi. xP
posted by VertexOfLife 18 years ago
  • Found one closer.
  • You linked to the front page?
  • Oh, neither SEX or PORN are a match for the almighty LOVE. Only WAR comes close.
  • Damn it, one closer.
  • Ach, now, fie on these lengthy damn addresses! It says The Werzog beats a coagulation of ghosts -- 710,000,000 to zero.
  • yeah but we still own the Werzog.
  • IN-YOUR-FACE!
  • YEAH BABY!
  • interesting!
  • look out!!
  • looks like MCT got pwned by the ladies there....
  • finally, a serious challenge! in fact, I am trounced
  • oh no!!
  • oh well.
  • Oh Yea?
  • American Idol fans, you heard it here first.
  • Oh, neither SEX or PORN are a match for the almighty LOVE. Only WAR comes close. Oh, really?
  • If you folks like Google hacks like this, you might also want to try - and be distraught by - this and this.. Home page is here.
  • Argh, I just don't consider a 10,000 point lead significant....are you sure you are male?
  • dang!
  • 'nuff said? koko is in need of a loving home in indiana koko is cummin at'cha koko is very much alive koko is the ability to project the dynamic nature of news feeds onto the user interface koko is so jiggy and pimped out that people don't even try to guard him koko is from a litter of the first test tube gordon's koko is a five koko is a he koko is aware koko is as tough as they come koko is his hearing dog koko is now the most cultured gorilla in the world
  • some of my favs: medusa is the snakey medusa is now totally free for personal use medusa is so unique medusa is the type of woman who can strike fear into a fragile masculine ego medusa is easily confused with a normal woman medusa is $12 medusa is made for us by our australian whipmaker medusa is the embodiment of fear medusa is het ultieme wapen medusa is not the most stable robot i have ever seen medusa is often taken medusa is one awesome ride
  • you want shameless? I AM SHAMELESS! I am sooo going to pay for this....
  • should I be nervous that I live in the same county as es el queso???
  • The interface is nicer than the last time I played, but the result is the same... Beaten by the Banana
  • So, I'm guessing this is popular, eh? Girlfriend ownage. PROOF. Girls own Guys.
  • George Beats Dick so to speak...
  • Sorry to bring anybody down, but Wendell beats Koko. I'm also surprised at the margin for George vs. Dick, it's real close between Letterman & Leno, and American cars are still ahead at something.
  • go wendell!
  • yes.
  • Pussy always wins. Sweet, sweet pussy, I wish I could wear you as a hat.
  • Even with an expected loss, I'm still scrappy enough to take all of the other 4,647 monkeys on! ...and held pretty well thank you very much!
  • Gold star for you.
  • Yay!
  • [*cough*] I think Googlefight just confirmed I am still Lord Sarah. You may all worship now.. [*Hat-tip*] to The Quidnunce Kid - You can still be chief Harem Recruitment Coordinator
  • I'm happy to report that freedom beats the crap out of fascism.
  • *wears his gold star as a hat*
  • bone is connected to the bone is a big hit at daytona bike week 2002 bone is the toe bone bone is flow bone is 9 bone is located on 114th and dodge bone is always in danger bone is back from nyc bone is bringing out the bone is in the video bone is only half funny bone is da bomb bone is living bone is 9 inches long and is a hand puppet bone is a game in which you try to help rover find his missing buried bones in his back yard bone is a type of connective tissue that consists of cells in a fibrous organic matrix of collagen bone is active bone is bringing out the worst in him mandy says bone is under the rock bone is breaking down bone is a chronic disorder that affects the structure of skeletal bone bone is made mostly of collagen and calcium phosphate bone is formed only in childhood and adolescence bone is broken bone is made from 925 sterling sliver bone is 12" bone is irregularly quadrilateral in form bone is the latest movie to offer a sampling of fraser's largely unsung versatility bone is film noir bone is like hair bone is the oldest table of prime numbers bone is a good first novel that could've been even better if it were told chronologically bone is always being removed bone is not easily obtained; therefore a bone substitute is the next best option bone is more like fanciful local mythology with a logic and history of its own bone is individually handcrafted using high quality cotton velvet for the exteriors bone is stuck in your throat bone is connected to the foot bone
  • queso is fantastic over eggs in the morning queso is the best queso that i've ever had queso is usually creamy and the meat they put in it is always flavorful queso is not as popular or robust as nmap queso is the desired thickness queso is a tool that identifies the operating system of a target system queso is to die for queso is still in my verboten basket queso is for sheryl dinkens of yadkinville queso is a necessary daily requirement for the survival of the human species queso is hardened toward human pain queso is available commercially packaged in 8 queso is a roleplaying game convention that focuses on rpga living greyhawk queso is correct like 50% of the time queso is great and the kids love it queso is best consumed on tortilla chips alongside an open jar of salsa queso is on queso is the mexican crumbly white cheese queso is available plain queso is the lead male vocalist queso is satisfying queso is served from a chafing dish or fondue pot as a dip with tostados queso is now ready to eat
  • flagpole is adjustable and telescopic flagpole is maintenance free and does not require any special storage flagpole is really 33' overall putting 3' of the pole in the ground flagpole is in the upright position flagpole is slotted into the socket flagpole is $50 for 14 = $700 whoops, they got that one right! Uh-oh.
  • *offers to show flagpole his gold star*
  • tracy is a wimp tracy is mr tracy is texas league player of year tracy is back tracy is too cute for this entry tracy is normal tracy is a looooooooooooooser tracy is a snob tracy is turning 20 tracy is 30 tracy is a wimp tin tracy is eager to jump tracy is distraught tracy is approximately 47 tracy is the second bike from the right tracy is called in to solve the crime and find a criminal mastermind tracy is a commute away from many work areas in the san francisco bay area tracy is so heroic that an obviously impressed audience rose to its feet and gave the movie a standing ovation last month in orlando tracy is available for public speaking and private consultations tracy is a triumph tracy is not courtney love tracy is the 1 tracy is a comic strip brought to life tracy is great tracy is inspired by the sharp turn of a phrase tracy is yet another in the still growing cavalcade of comic book/action heroes brought to the silver screen tracy is a certified kayak guide by the sea kayak guides alliance of british columbia tracy is thirteen years old tracy is today a scattered debris field of flattened hull plates and larger pieces tracy is "slimy da"
  • Um when i grow up in cyberland i wanna be medusa or koko....
  • medusa is a large beowulf Well duh
  • bjorn is aa viking bjorn is cool bjorn is best bjorn is worth every penny bjorn is like the wayne gretzkey of hockey bjorn is a legend but josh rips too you bjorn is aware of the determination and hard work that goes into winning championship titles across all disciplines bjorn is always pushing himself and his equipment that little bit further bjorn is a composer to be watched bjorn is a marvelous composer and musician bjorn is my hero bjorn is still working for team 17 bjorn is a three bjorn is a true artist and so very talented bjorn is a master bjorn is 27" tall bjorn is far more comfortable on your back bjorn is the ultimate carrier bjorn is seeking a second bmw crown after winning in munich in 2000 bjorn isn't the oddborne featured on tuesday's program bjorn is expected to confirm his withdrawal from the $5 million event bjorn is currently in veterinary school at the university of pennsylvania bjorn is a two story log cabin bjorn is no 1 bjorn is a statistician bjorn is chasing the record see http bjorn is easy to follow though his moves are pretty advanced bjorn is the founder of www bjorn is going for speed bjorn is never quite sure because he has such trouble keeping track of the mundane concepts of space and time bjorn is on his way to the top 2001 bjorn is currently the captain of monistary bjorn is determined to improve his standing on the world bjorn is half norwegian and spent 8 years near the arctic circle in norway bjorn is the inventor of the hilbert engine tm and its associated technology bjorn is that not only in the sense of skill but probably size too bjorn is a super doubles player bjorn is a great person to work with bjorn is equally skilled interpersonally bjorn is a very common name in all the scandinavian countries and incidentally means the animal bear bjorn is a psychiatrist working in stockholm bjorn is no prima donna director bjorn is also one of java's biggest supporters when it comes to wireless development bjorn is 22 bjorn is originally from safford bjorn is distracted bjorn is a great gift and well worth the money bjorn is definitely worth the money bjorn is a 2000 graduate of polkemsskelan school in gavle bjorn is now a real chase bjorn is exciting and bombastic enough to capture the listener's attention bjorn is just one stroke off the lead in fourth while germany's bernhard langer lies in fifth at 11 under bjorn is lurking dangerously in second and has had two very good rounds bjorn is a student and loves to study dinosaurs bjorn is definitely a winner bjorn is a composer of sci bjorn is a graduate student in the master of theological studies program at harvard divinity school bjorn is a great director bjorn is very approachable bjorn is a professor of sociology at the university of michigan dearborn and has authored several articles and publications in the field of jazz bjorn is now 46 years old and left the master tennis circuit last year bjorn is connected to the following things bjorn is very sporty bjorn is a fellow diver/photographer and tells an amusing story about how expensive his first underwater picture was bjorn is saying because the characters are all based on his face and his body bjorn is the god of battle and is worshipped by soldiers and mercenaries bjorn is the ultimate frontpack bjorn is his humility bjorn is currently working on his third cd and doing remixes for various artists bjorn is a norwegian composer of prog bjorn is on a mission to push the sport into the future bjorn is an extremely good bjorn is the 87 Sweet.
  • I knew she was mature for her age.
  • Also, much to the joy of pundits everywhere, GoogleFight can be used to justify all sorts of assertions: from the innocuous (who doesn't like mangos after all?) to the egregiously self-serving. Or is it? Then, there's eternal debates, much like coke vs. pepsi. It can get confusing though.
  • Surprising.
  • The Greatest Match. With heavy Existential ramifications.
  • Y'all just go ahead and see who can take on the GramMa
  • *queues up*
  • *reveals colonial inferiority complex*
  • richard is 'the better choice' richard is a tart richard is a very sexy richard is dead richard is a card carrying homo richard is innocent richard is guilty richard is an overpopulation doomsayer richard is right richard is starting to record his new album richard is himself again richard is feeling very tired these days richard is portrayed as a man whose ideals were too pure for the society he inhabited richard is 31 years old richard is handed over to biological parents richard is seen as god's representative on earth and only richard richard is a very complex character even by shakespeare?s standards richard is deformed richard is bored; he's a fighter
  • okay, I give up my googlefight throne to sarah, but I want everyone to remember... wendell is hoping for a happy ending wendell is an integral part of our wendell is evil wendell is sailing by the seat of his pants wendell is located on continent of north america in the united states of wendell is an integral part of our curriculum wendell is a rural town in southcentral idaho wendell is home wendell is named for a judge oliver wendell wendell is a beautiful name wendell is an acne wendell is approximately 159 wendell is a small rural town of 2700 citizens wendell is on the native american advisory board of the institute of american indian studies in connecticut and is an advisor to the connecticut river powwow wendell is a very caring and kind person with a big heart wendell is about to take the picture of jock down wendell is responsible for planning wendell is professor of english at kentucky state university wendell is your typical red wendell is asked for a "tickle wendell is upset that he had to leave his son wendell is also known for his passion of paddling kayaks and has operated a paddle school that has enrolled over 2 wendell is putting the finishing touches on wendell is familiar with and practices regularly in the federal wendell is too good for you wendell is avoiding mentioning laurie wendell is so happy to have a buddy wendell is the mother wendell is now a golden retriever wendell is a rather unusual rabbit who wears big sneakers and can't think about much but carrots wendell is finally on his own and receiving rave reviews for his vocal style and being hailed wendell is currently a master's of law student at osgoode hall law school in toronto specializing in alternative dispute resolution wendell is pretty shy
  • wendell is considered the hub of the magic valley wendell is 90 miles distant from boston; and the vermont and massachusetts railroad passes through it northern section wendell is a native of western new york near the shores of lake erie wendell is ccie #1624 and a certified cisco systems instructor and has taught various cisco certification courses including introduction to cisco router wendell is the world's foremost recognized researcher of death personifications and encounters wendell is responsible for coordinating cigna's corporate public and media relations activities and serves as the company's chief spokesperson wendell is very customer service oriented wendell is an engineer wendell is learning basic obedience commands and coursing through the agility equipment wendell is a frequent contributor to consumer and trade publications and has won awards for his poetry wendell is positioning himself as a serious actor who can take on other challenging or even offbeat roles wendell is a small community located in an area that is ideal for the sports wendell is doing wendell is passion wendell is a staff announcer for cbs wendell is quickly becoming one of my favorite mets players wendell is a very unique person wendell is very good with fusion fashion which is very happening just now and i love his style of chic but informal clothes wendell is not going all out in the exercises wendell is supposed to be higher in price and quality than the foster wendell is also not sure they are getting full manifold pressure wendell is a sophomore at florida international university in miami wendell is silent wendell is currently the manager of the indianapolis indians wendell is also an author wendell is completing his second term of service to this board wendell is very proud of wendell is a limited edition collectors art deck of the 22 keys of the major arcana wendell is planning an evening of one wendell is the oldest of four children wendell is the role i play and i am wendell wendell is an offbeat man who prefers the hunting lodge to the weight room during the winter wendell is a member of the american bar association wendell is proud to have the first indoor soccer facility in eastern wake county wendell is helpless yet wendell is thinking even further ahead wendell is available to pitch again after sitting out with tendinitis in his elbow wendell is no stranger to hockey superstardom wendell is a new kid on the block at the olympics wendell is a character wendell is a member of the american institute of certified public accountants and the arizona society of certified public accountants where he wendell is all about kingdom goals wendell is a person who only uses organic methods of fertilization and pest control wendell is backed by other advocates wendell is his envoy WENDELL IS LAUGHING HIS A$$ OFF.
  • wendell is no stranger to hockey superstardom--heehee!
  • bees blossom hive post: a google-sonnet speaker, too, we learn in the first a hive, for the bees' method is to bees came, however, and plunged into mates. - at a number of Bed and Breakfast (tr. - An Archive of the best founded the Poet's Corner as a radio Poetry. With Pinions of Disdain To of my 'bee and corn' picture to post and the huddled hive in this one huddled hive in this one again have little as a playing-dead possum and watched a bee and "Proverbs," - Nine the bees gather pollen from the apple year--on native plants I saw each bee [Here you can enter several terms and obtain a sonnet form or a villanelle or whatever, which is fun to play with.]
  • on4, underpants is a zine that i (used 1911 German Last week, Martin went to see - CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS. Contributed for West Hawaii Special Olympics and allowed underpants(fly opening) - Last.fm: A free on4, underpants is a zine that i (used ft 3 in) wide and 10.48 m The oversized Having chosen an earth resource degree - CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS. Contributed his underpants and that the claimant referred 30, 2005. Bio:. I like pie. - Come see on4, underpants is a zine that i (used in the set of seven was labeled Our search engine features 50 royalty free - CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS. Contributed Review. Comedian Steve Martin has concocted - On the internet, everyone can see on4, underpants is a zine that i (used - CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS. Contributed Well, I DO like pie.
  • I guess so, Medusa. *gets out paddle*
  • uh oh!
  • Wh00t!