February 22, 2006

• I finally understand why Reagan called it the Evil Empire.
• Swill before swine? When pigs fly...
• Hoax. (gotta be).
• Upon review of the wordplay by the judges, it seems "When pigs fly" was already stated in the original link. However, that original link also states that said pig was shot by "some sort of canon", when all evidence points to military rather than churchy types. Nevertheless, five yard penalty against Capt. Renault stands.
• I like how the story ends: Pigovitch: Oink! *urp* Piotr: I'll take ten thousand! Vasily: Sign here.... initial there... Yakov: In Russia contract signs you! What a country!
• If I was going to be shot out of a cannon I think I'd like to be boozed up too! Hmmm... why wait until that opportunity comes along? uncorks bottle... goes to terrorize #mofirc
• Oh for crap's sake . . . Out! Everybody out of this thread right now! *swings broom*
• B...b...but my space piggy....
• The looks on their faces as they watch with anticipation is classic & comic... still, I hope some alien race comes to Earth someday, makes us their pets, and does everything to us that we've done to animals.
• An alien is going to come to Earth and rub my tummy while I wriggle with my legs up in the air?
• We'll make great pets.
• Except for Chy--he's been known to bite the hand that feeds him. And we're not sure if Pete's housebroke
• wasn't there some mention of petebest urinating in another thread???
• No, that was 'another's bed'.
• The plurality of the petebest coagulation means he/they can do many things impossible for the single-bodied monkey. So, for example, he is both housebroken and unhousebroken, simultaneously. The Werzog envies him/them.
• thim
• The coagulation has pants/no pants. The coagulation throws poos/no poos. The coadulations is pete-a-licious.