February 21, 2006

Pig cells cure monkey diabetes. Rest easy, simians. The latest study involved only a dozen monkeys. But it showed "proof of principle" that pig cells can cure animals that are "one step away from humans," said Dr. Bernhard Hering.

Methinks "monkey diabetes" is too wordy. "Monkabetes," perhaps?

posted by scartol 18 years ago

Maybe now that kid will give the camera back?
posted 18 years ago by nprigoda
We would need to use monkey cells on him I fear; for he is a son of pigs.
posted 18 years ago by randomaction
I'm diabetic. Should I eat a lot of pork chops and monkey brains?
posted 18 years ago by damnitkage
I have a hard time getting excited, because I've been hearing for sixteen years that the cure is just around the corner. And no, damnitkage! Thos pigs have work to do!
posted 18 years ago by The Underpants Monster
nprigoda, welcome new monkey!
posted 18 years ago by beeswacky
Welcome new Canadian monkey! Mind if we frisk ye?
posted 18 years ago by fish tick
Diabetes reversed in mice.
posted 18 years ago by fish tick
*puts mouse ears on, heads north*
posted 18 years ago by The Underpants Monster
*vacuums igloo in case of company*
posted 18 years ago by fish tick

Monkeyfilter

of no fixed subtitle

February 21, 2006