February 16, 2006

Anti-Semiticism Contest Self-parody as the new weapon in the war on intolerance. Produce the most extreme anti-Semitic cartoon you can possibly imagine, and submit it to the contest. The best entries will be posted online. But only if the cartoonist is Jewish.

How you're going to prove you're Jewish? Use your imagination.

posted by Skrik 18 years ago
  • I have nothing to say that isn't said here
  • If a non-Jewish person makes jokes about Jewish people, then the non-Jewish person is a an ignorant racist. If a Jewish person makes the same jokes about Jewish people, the Jewish person might be hailed as a genius. The most brilliant comedian that will ever surface will be a black, overweight, gay, blind, deaf, quadrapalegic woman with HIV.
  • from Poland!
  • with both male and female genetalia!
  • genitalia even!
  • I always remember one of my favorite Kids in the Hall sketches. Dave Foley is an art professor whose students are complaining about the nude model, who's "reinforcing the same old white ideal of beauty." They say, "Where are the nude modles of color? Of size? The handicapable? The queer?" And Dave looks worried and says, "I'm sorry, but naked, fat, black, crippled dykes are hard to find." Cringeworthy, but funny.
  • Hey, are any of you guys a minority? I FUCKING LOVE YOU MINORITY PEOPLE!
  • *ominously* I am a minority. A minority of ONE.
  • You wanna be my token whateverthefuck-you-are friend? What would be really cool, right, is if you were some kinda goddam pervert too, like you had your dick on backwards or something. HOLY FUCKING SHIT I FEEL SO MULTICULTURAL!
  • *hands quid a nondescript flag to wave*
  • Goddam you fucking minority people are everywhere! WITH ALL YOUR CRAZY DIFFERENT FLAVOURS I JUST WANT TO EAT YOU ALL UP!!!
  • I'm, um, mostly German. I'm sorry.
  • WOW YOU'RE A GERM? I FUCKING LOVE YOU MINORTY SINGLE-CELLED AMOEBAS AND SHIT! Can I have my picture taken with you too? What colours are you??? I FUCKING LOVE YOU TINY LITTLE MINORITIES IN ALL YOUR DIFFERENT FUCKING COLOURS!!!
  • *draws cartoon of quidnunc*
  • Well YOU'RE not a minority, petebest, that's for sure.
  • Hey! Don't make us come down there!
  • "All this time I thought I was a self-hating Jew, and now I'm just an anti-Semite!" -Krusty the Clown
  • well I am a red-n-green Irish girl, does that make me a minority too?? do you love me quidnunc kid?
  • Page title: "Isrealy"?? Now with even more Isrealy Flavoring!
  • keepin' it isrealy, yo.
  • IS RLY?
  • YS, RLY.
  • *beep* Owl Semen. Achieved. Initiate Corpse_Abuse_Function. *beep*
  • I may or may not be 1/32nd Maori. It's hard to be sure: my great great grandfather was a bigamist.
  • *runs in in protective gear, brandishing a stick* Where's the corpse?!
  • My mom's family are native american. I am paler than snow. I must be in the very small "Albino Native American" minority. Where's my Quid lovin'?
  • Scots on one side, Swede, Swiss and Austrian on the other. Lara, my dear, you and I should have a pale-off! In the winter, if you shine a big light behind me, you can see my sweetmeats working.
  • *hands Fes 6-pack of spray-on Funk* Y'know, in case you go to a party or something.
  • Oh, and there was an Australian comedian in the late nineties called Steady Eddie who had...er...cerebral palsy? and most of his act was jokes and anecdotes about handicapped people. I couldn't quite work out whether to laugh or not -- on the odd occasion he was actually funny.
  • Yeah I remember Steady Eddie, he was actually a really good laugh, until he started speaking. Man.. I tell yer that guy could barely walk tell a joke.
  • *breaks out the Knickerbocker beer*
  • Get down! *spazzes out*
  • The most brilliant comedian that will ever surface will be a black, overweight, gay, blind, deaf, quadrapalegic woman with HIV. Well bernockle I have to agree. Anyhoo how do you manage to type and stuff? Is it one of those seeing eye toucans? *shouts* IS IT ONE OF THose. Oh never mind.