February 15, 2006

Oil Execs Formed US Energy Policy , something that was long suspected and denied (but not under oath). In fact, the Oil Cartels are doing a heckuva job, with Exxon in particular making the highest record profits of any company ever in the history of the world. The POTUS is concerned however, saying "Here we have a serious problem: America is addicted to oil" but don't worry. He'll give them 7 Billion to think about what they've done.

If only we could invade a small country that had a large amount of oil! Boy that'd be sweet and crude. Why, heck 7 Billion would pay for almost three months of a war like that. Ha ha - It's almost as if Oil Companies have formed US Foreign Policy! Hahaha. ha.