February 14, 2006

Eighth Annual Valentine's Day Poems from pamie.com. Also available: poems from years 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1.
  • Nice to know I can at still claim title of "Not bitter", if only by comparison. Lot of crud there, but some gems too (and even the odd really sweet one).
  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have VD, And now you do too. HAPPY VALENTYMES DAY!!!
  • Vanilla Doughnuts?
  • I love you. whew. that was easier than i thought it was going to be. sorry it took five years. that was pretty lame of me. i love you. i love you. it gets easier the more i do it. i'm gonna to try it on your sister.
  • If you stand there like that for very much longer you're really really gonna get it.
  • These many years you've been my masseuse You make me feel good, my muscles are loose. But you know what I like on this Valentine's Day? Couldn't you rub me, you know, "the wrong way"?* * From WP Style Invitational, my favorite
  • I've unlisted my number And changed my address; Couldn't you love me A little bit less?
  • Ding ding! We have a winner: Just because I'm your uncle Doesn't mean I cannot love you The right way.
  • No Time She left me. What voice colder than the wind out of the grave said: 'It is over'? Impalpable, invisible, she comes to me still, as she would do, and I at my reading. There is a tremor of light, as of a bird crossing the sun's path, and I look up in recognition of a presence in absence. Not a word, not a sound, as she goes her way, but a scent lingering which is that of time immolating itself in love's fire RS Thomas
  • Not as good as Obsessive Compulsive Valentines.
  • Great post!