February 13, 2006
Just in time for Valentine's Day: The Sexy Name Decoder
From the same folks who brought you the original, crunchy Cyborg Name Decoder and the not-as-funky Monster Name Decoder.
I mean, how many monsters do you know of that have anagrams as names? Okay, you've got one? Name five. I suppose the same could be said for the Sexy Name generator, but hey, it's so much, well, sexier.
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Charming Adonis Providing Touches and Recreation.,
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You preferred that to R.E.N.A.U.L.T.: Romeo Exchanging Naughty Affection and Unrestrained, Lustful Touches?
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I've never been called charming. I jumped at the chance.
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Read A Lame Post Here.
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Now Ralph, don't be hatin' Of course, if you're into the hatin', you may prefer Ralph or even Ralph. I mean, it's not everyday that you get to be both legendary and profane. Well, okay, Dick Cheney aside...
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I think Underpants wins.
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Playful Expert Tirelessly Exchanging Backrubs and Erotic, Sensual Touches Hm, no mention of my exceptionally large cock.
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rocket: Romeo Offering Carnal Kisses and Erotic Touches
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Bloke Enjoying Recreation Needs Owl Cum Kissing Ladies' Enslavement
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K.O.K.O.: Knockout Offering Kisses and Orgasms line forms in the rear!
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> line forms in the rear! that's a bit saucy...
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I wasn't going to say anything, but...
#2 is a lucky man.
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> line forms in the rear! that's a bit saucy... Only if I've had chili!
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Yep, me to a T. Born to administer, oh yes.
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I'm a minx? Mr. Mickey will be thrilled to hear that.
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F.L.A.G.P.O.L.E.: Fine Lover Adeptly Giving Passionate Orgasms and Lustful Embraces $5.00 or best offer.
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line forms in the rear! Hi-ooooooo! Liquor in the front!
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Boooo-oooring as usual!
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Hey, you must be a hit with certain kind of Young Republcan girls, Lara...
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It's the "from the Enchanted Yonder" that makes it so damned true.
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*blushes*
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Gramma! All that rubber glove stuff has obviously gotten to you. Back to bed with you.
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Yippee!
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