February 13, 2006

Daggy old news I am old and daggy. Have some daggy old news about rude words in lollies.
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  • He's been practicing.
  • What a "sweet" old story! Dang, I love the British sense of humor (humour). I saw cut rock being made by hand once - absolutely fascinating!
  • I louve British poueple toou - and their wounderful spelling ouf wourds!
  • Do these guys make bluffs or is it mostly precipices and boulders?
  • Balls, indeed. Fight the power!
  • NOU! Proutect the pouour pouwer! What did it ever do tou youu?
  • So he wanted to write "bollocks" but settled for "balls"? I love that. If it was me making rock candy, I'd probably have put the words "fuck it all" on the thing, and surely would have gotten my ass canned.
  • Let me see if I can help you out clf... did you want the meat whooped? Personally, I'd just bury your pet, but, hey, using the whole ass is better than doing anything half-assed right? Recycle!
  • The pouwre nevre dide me any favours, that's for suure. The pouwre wreights bad cheques! The pouwre broke my bumbershoot! The pouwre got its handes up my jumper somehowe!
  • In yar pantaloones!? Arr, me pouwre spelluminiuming be scourvier than all ye sea doges!
  • Wolof sweetie you're not old and daggy. You're kewl!
  • I think woulouf is cououl touou.
  • Perfect for weddings.
  • The default colour for the outside of the bar is "Ivory"... In other words, a sickly-greeney, off-whitish mess, or whatever happens to come out of the machine that day. I don't get this "half a boiling of" stuff. You crazy-ass brits.
  • Wot?
  • The word "ivory" is in quotes, so that led me to believe they don't really mean ivory. I know, it's probably their capital-letter proper-noun Ivory. I still don't get ordering by "half a boiling".
  • Is it clearly an 'i' or could it be Lvory? That's a sweet un-color.
  • I just realized that roryk is trying to censor us with his ASCII rock candy! I hope he can justify it!