What a "sweet" old story! Dang, I love the British sense of humor (humour).
I saw cut rock being made by hand once - absolutely fascinating!
I louve British poueple toou - and their wounderful spelling ouf wourds!
Do these guys make bluffs or is it mostly precipices and boulders?
Balls, indeed. Fight the power!
NOU! Proutect the pouour pouwer! What did it ever do tou youu?
So he wanted to write "bollocks" but settled for "balls"? I love that. If it was me making rock candy, I'd probably have put the words "fuck it all" on the thing, and surely would have gotten my ass canned.
Let me see if I can help you out clf... did you want the meat whooped? Personally, I'd just bury your pet, but, hey, using the whole ass is better than doing anything half-assed right? Recycle!
The pouwre nevre dide me any favours, that's for suure. The pouwre wreights bad cheques! The pouwre broke my bumbershoot! The pouwre got its handes up my jumper somehowe!
In yar pantaloones!? Arr, me pouwre spelluminiuming be scourvier than all ye sea doges!
Wolof sweetie you're not old and daggy. You're kewl!
The default colour for the outside of the bar is "Ivory"...
In other words, a sickly-greeney, off-whitish mess, or whatever happens to come out of the machine that day.
I don't get this "half a boiling of" stuff. You crazy-ass brits.
Wot?
The word "ivory" is in quotes, so that led me to believe they don't really mean ivory. I know, it's probably their capital-letter proper-noun Ivory.
I still don't get ordering by "half a boiling".
Is it clearly an 'i' or could it be Lvory? That's a sweet un-color.
I just realized that roryk is trying to censor us with his ASCII rock candy! I hope he can justify it!
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