February 13, 2006

Uglymatic

Listen folks, if you're like me, you don't know how many times you've wished to view animated ugliness in near infinite variety. "But Nick," you say. "I don't have the time or energy to create my own ugliness! If only there were a website that could do it for me automatically, perhaps renewing itself every 8 seconds! When will someone invent such a thing?" Well, friends, thanks to our very own monkey,dirtdirt, your wait is over! Presenting the Uglymatic!

posted by Nickdanger 18 years ago
  • good.
  • I entered my birthdate and the result wasn't that ugly [it could be far worse]. The mark of the beast is very ugly though, and lays eggs...
  • Hey look, it's me on Monkeyfilter!
  • Alienist physicians to whom the awful story has been submitted declare that there are in the world many undiscovered madmen as adroit and as much to be feared as this monstrous lunatic.
  • Yes, dirtdirt, now you have something to cling to for the rest of your life. Seriously, I really like your website.
  • Did anyone else see Snoopy in the Wilma Flinstone dress? I think I broke my zipper.
  • Bam-bam!
  • Thanks, Nick! You know, I think I like the Uglymatic blurb you wrote here better than the one that I have one the site...
  • Oh, and Bernockle, your vague and peculiar perversion nearly made me snarf coffee out my nose this morning.
  • There is nothing perverted about cross dressing Beagles.
  • LBN.
  • I miss bernockle.
  • (for those who missed the exit, a linky.
  • Another casualty of the great Chyren pile on?
  • Huh?
  • > Another casualty of the great Chyren pile on? don't think so. i think bernockle just decided to leave.
  • He told us he got married. Then he was gone. Leaving us to wonder where. And why. And so on.
  • He's trying to make little bernockles.
  • No no no no, haven't you guys been paying attention? It's no longer Chyren pile on, now it's Berek pile on!
  • No no no no, I'm the PILER ONNER. Nobody piles on me & wins. It can't happen. I'M THE FUCKIN' FLAMEWAR MASTAAA
  • *pulls out garden hose, affixes nozzle Line up boys.
  • *affixes lips on nozzle, sucks hose dry* I am the hose master! Uh, wait, I mean... I am the Hoser! No, no, that's not right either... *retires to corner, mutters softly to self*
  • TMI!