February 11, 2006

Oooh!! Secret Passageways for your home! But turn off the music on this page before you get the creepies.
posted by RalphTheDog 18 years ago
  • Trusted clients: Batman and James Bond Villans.
  • They SO need more videos. But I want the chair from the animations desperately.
  • I've had one of these for years. It's where I keep my rubber gloves and the pop tarts.
  • Put...the candle...back!
  • Holy. Shit.
  • For years I had a recurring dream where I had a hidden passageway under my home. It's always been a fantasy of mine to have one. But of course, like Ozymandias (Adrian Viedt), you'd have to kill the people who build it. You know. To keep it a secret.
  • Yeah, a hidden room would be handy. Specially if I could end up trapped there with Jodie Foster... mmmmh.
  • Aaa! Where do I know that music from? It's not Morcheeba; it's not Tricky. I wanna say there's a woman speaking quietly over it. This is going to drive me NUTS!
  • Maybe some Massive Attack sample?
  • Maybe Portishead? It's quite telling that I couldn't find any videos of actual installed safe rooms; only animations and some videos of candlesticks. If I were more cynical, I'd question whether they've actually ever created any of these rooms.
  • A few years back I discovered that most women have a secret passageway that can be accessed by applying the right amount of pressure on the right point.
  • Cool. If i ever build a new house, I will totally put secret passages in it.
  • Oooooh the chair with the twisty slide...I do have a gift certificate to Lowe's.
  • I wanted to say it was on some Massive Attack or UNKLE b-side... not sure. But yeah: Fuckin' secret passages, man.
  • **turns off light, hides in secret passage ready to jump out at Bernockle** BOOO!!
  • Squiggy (reading): And he touched her in her secret place... Lenny: You mean the basement?
  • I would think they don't have any videos of real installations because what client is going to install a super secret passage and then let somebody put pictures of it out all over the innernets? The site could use more diagrams, or descriptions, or something. They could also build demo ones. As a matter of fact, you'd think they would.
  • Hmmmmm. Moby's The Sky is Broken really comes close, but I don't think that's it. Maybe a remix? GRRRR!
  • It sounds like part of Moby, on repeat.
  • It's "Down Slow" from Play.
  • Can I make a passage way from the kitchen to the conservatory? That would really help me solve the murder of Mr. Body.
  • Already solved it. It was that Mustard Dude.