February 02, 2006

• Holy Shit! (well, not literally I guess)
• *dry-heaves*
• its disgusting, but its also really sad. I can't imagine what internal or external forces/events diminish a person to that level. hopefully she will receive the psychiatric treatment she so obviously needs.
• This isn't funny, just very sad. If this is diarreah she has a serious medical problem - I can't imagine what it would be like. Urinary incontinence is bad enough, but at least that is more easily controlled with pads. I'm reminded of a report I heard a while ago of women in Africa who sufferred from incontinence (in their case from gang rapes that ripped their urinary tract), and faced terrible ostricisation because of the smell and soiling. But there was some good news - there were some doctors who were doing reconstructive surgery to help them. I think most people can handle clean disabilities well, but when it comes to these sorts of problems, it's very hard. I don't know that I would relate well, but I really hope that this woman can get some medical (and possibly psychological) help.
• I would guess that with the lying, lack of cleanliness (at least washing clothes, etc.), saving urine in bottles, this woman has a multitude of severe emotional problems that need to be addressed immediately. I wonder if she is even aware of her problems. Very sad, indeed. I feel bad for those guys, too, who were only trying to help her out. That sucks and I can't imagine having to deal with a 'roommate' like that.
• I'm reminded of a report I heard a while ago of women in Africa Do you mean fistulas?
• Seems to me that whatever problems this woman has, medical and/or psychological, the last thing that's going to help her is posting the whole thing on the internet.
• Some of the later entries are interesting too. The main guy seems to have put himself through hell over the whole situation. He has taken on a lot of responsibility for this woman.
• Well, here's my very own Flickr set of a trashed trailer. It doesn't hold a candle to the "house of poo", but it might interest some of you who dig this kind of archaeology.
• rolypolyman, that is the saddest thing I've seen in a while, especially the stuffed toy and the school test.
• Yes, I think that's what I heard about, homunculus. That said, and on to the less depressing subject of crazy roommates, this story really can't compete with guy who had a roommate so insane he barricaded himself into his room and left by his sliding door. I don't remember if that had pictures, but the mess was worse, and it also was set on fire at one point.
• Jee-SUS, what is it with the poop posts today?
• Augh! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go bathe in Bactine for about a week.
• Anyone notice in the photo of the suspect the anorexic body off to the right? Wonder what's up with that.
• Roly: looks like a manequin to me, unless Paris has finally managed the transformation to Plastique(tm) girl.
• Right -- it's so thin that I wonder if it was put there to annoy the suspect. Just a fleeting thought.
• rolypolyman, looks like the classic 'meth shack'! Nice.
• That's sad. Really sad. I wouldn't have a lot of sympathy if I'd have to live with that mess, but that is one fucked-up person who mostly needs to be taken care of.
• jb...that, I believe, would be this dude.
• Oh...and sorry, AGAIN with the poo. Seems putting your poo in the wrong spot is an strong indicator of being ratshit bug-eyed crazy.
• I think posting her photo was a bit much... but i feel a whole lot better about my own housekeeping now
• It could be a medical condition that making her poo on stuff. It also could be that she is unable to reach far enough to wipe her ass. Either would cause major mental damage.
• Does anyone remember that roommate story I posted one time, about the guy with the tarantulas and the bathtub full of shit?
• Loose weight. Stop shitting everywhere. Profit!
• Loose weight. Given the topic, I find this comment a little upsetting.
• That is one of my pet hates, when people spell lose like that. Mostly Yanks do it, which you can forgive, because they're retarded. But when a Pom does it, it's time to kill.
• I have a drug-induced hangover. My usual tip-top spelling and proof-reading skills are on holiday. Now go and tie some more corks to your hat, my criminally-anscestored friend.
• My ancestors were not criminals, they were whalers, which is worse.
• Fair do's.
• Eh?
• Fair do's (pronounced doo's). Means 'fair enough'.
• It could be a medical condition that making her poo on stuff. It also could be that she is unable to reach far enough to wipe her ass. Either would cause major mental damage. Possibly. But: it is one thing to be incontinent, and something with which a great many people do; it is quite another to *live continually* in the results of that incontinence. One may not be able to control one's bowels or perform adequate post-poop ablutions - but one it not required to wallow in it. Nor is one required to foul the belongings of others, loaned in good faith and charity. Personally (*dons bonghit psychologist hat*), I would guess that this woman's living in shit reflects an subconscious feeling that she is, indeed, swinish. She is, obviously grossly overweight, and is likely to have been for some time - that cannot help but have a psychological effect, in our culture. But add to that (and admittedly, we are getting only one person's side of this, but still), look at the deceit to acquire and then purposeful destruction of things given to her in charity - on one hand, she spins elaborate lies to engender feelings of pity in others; from those feelings come gifts - of places to stay, belongings, etc. - which she then goes on to purposefully foul, to literally *shit on*. I would speculate that her self loathing is such that she (perhaps subconsciously) destroys the items given to her as a way of reasserting her self-esteem - she shits on their charity, the tokens of friendship given in pity. But at the same time, it becomes a vicious circle of sorts - by destroying those gifts, she returns herself to having nothing, and knowing no other method of acquiring those items needned to live, she returns to the strategies she employs to garner pity, that bring her gifts, that she shits on, that returns her to abjection, that she ameliorates by garnering pity...
• I'm just never going to read 'Spin' again.
• I'm sitting in my own poo right now.
• Would you like to make an appointment to speak to the clinician at Fes' House of Mental Goodness?
• Can I bring my poo?
• So long as it doesn't get on my couch, whateva. *memo to self: need more Purell*
• I guess I'll skip my 1 o'clock with Fes.
• Since you're cancelling less than 48 hours before your appointment, I'm still going to have to charge you, sorry.
• Wipe your ass with the bill!
• In Russia, the ass wipes its bill with YOU!
• memo to self: inquire about internet bill paying for Koko, Russians*
• but i feel a whole lot better about my own housekeeping now I've never felt so much like Martha Stewart in my whole life. And I'm surprisingly OK with it...
• Chy: not all of us Yanks are retarded. Just most of us. The use of "loose" as a verb, meaning "to part with the possession of" drives me batty, as well.
• WEE R ALL RETARDUD ESPESHULLY ME
• Bloody Canadian.
• on the contrary Koko, I have always felt you have excellent spelling, for a gorilla :)
• It can't be easy, typing with giant sausage fingers.
• I tap the keys ever so lightly with the tip of a banana. Then I eat the banana! I loves the internets.
• Love the D&D comments on the trailer picks, rolypolyman.
• Pics, even.
• It can't be easy, typing with giant sausage fingers. You use fingers? I just type with a giant sausage.
• *waggles eyebrows suggestively* *jauntily twirls empty sausage casing*
• In a thread like this, I prefer to type with a ten foot pole.
• *puts Bluehorse down for a 10 a.m. Tuesday regular, "shyness and envy issues"*
• I just scrolled through the remainder of his blog entries about the continuing update on this woman. And came across this entry written a few weeks later. I wonder what other horrors still lurk in his own apartment? Yeesh.
• I read once that you can reduce the amount of water you use per flush by taking a one-gallon milk container, weighting it down with rocks or water or something, and placing it in the tank. They did say milk container, specifically. Not 20-oz Dr. Pepper bottle of pee. Of all the things to hoard...
• jb...that, I believe, would be this dude. Scroll up...waaaaay on up* to my post as above that links to the story you're talking about. * Bonus points for recognizing this...
• As several people mentioned in kittenhead's link I believe it would be a supremely difficult task for a woman to pee in a bottle, especially a woman of her proportions, would it not? Is he quite sure that that is, in fact, a female? Given how many bottles of pee they found I wonder.
• A very astute observation.
• Is he quite sure that that is, in fact, a female? Dammit Jim, I'm a bonghit psychologist, not a half-ton coprophiliac sexer!
• maybe she had a handy dandy pee funnel!
• /opens thread in full hazmat gear oh please please no more no more...
• maybe she had a handy dandy pee funnel! I had no idea. Wow, Medusa, your full of all sorts of interesting info. I'm not even gonna ask......;>
• *wonders what BlueHorse has against tall, Polish folk*
• * Bonus points for recognizing this... Oh! Oh! I know! Pick me, Miss, I'm ever so smart! Friendly Giant! FRIENDLY GIANT! "Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na naaa..."
• don't be afraid Darshon, I learned about PeeFunnel technology at Burning Man, a place in which it can be handy to possess such technology.... there was a camp called 'pee funnel camp' that made their own pee funnels and gave them out to women. I have a really funny idea for a 'poo funnel camp' ask me about it. ask me! ASK ME!!!!
• No, dear god no.
• FRIENDLY GIANT! Indeed! To reward your fabulousness, Rusty the Rooster will give you a scalp massage and Jerome says come hit the Friendly Bong any time.
• *sets up one little chair for one, and a bigger chair for two to curl up in, and for someone who likes to rock while drawing on the Friendly Bong, a rocking chair in the middle*
• That was one hella big rooster...
• Look down, look waaaaaay down... (QT)
• Oh. My. God. I had nightmares about this when I broke my leg and couldn't get upstairs to the bathroom. I am retching even now.
• I was wondering what u.n. owen was up too?
• I was wondering what u.n. owen was up too? Oh, snap!