January 31, 2006

Control your banana habit with Virtual Hypnotist. Free and open source! Via FmH

Here's a quick Flash animation to get you started. Relax. You are getting sleepy. sleepier. sleepier. Or you could listen to this, but he does babble on!

posted by fish tick 18 years ago
  • Bawk bawk!
  • Hmmm ... VH download link here, on the left.
  • No, Pete, put your pants ON!
  • Okay, so i'm in a deep sleep. Now what?
  • I love how half the mp3s are basically hypnotic triggers to induce horniness and/or orgasm.
  • Right. I'm off to kill the president now. Not sure why...
  • *lights cigarette*
  • **takes of clothes, dances around in Monkey suit**
  • So Gram'ma, you can't be hypnotised then?
  • I'm not sure. Did I dance around in my birthday Monkey suit before this pose?
  • post dammit post!
  • Well, yes, you did. It frightened some of the younger monkeys. I quite liked it though...
  • **decides not to drink anymore before posing**
  • posing? You minx!
  • She's gonna do her stripping sober now??
  • Oh, sure. The stripping I can do drunk. It's the varnishing I have to be careful with.
  • ba-dum! *shwish!* Pretty good Mae West accent there, GramMa
  • If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning. Mae West **pouts out lower lip**