January 31, 2006

Does my ass look fat in these pants?
posted by Melinika 18 years ago
  • I ... our steatopygic overlords ... uh whatever.
  • It amazes me what people are willing to subject themselves to sometimes... ...on the other hand good way to get a realistic answer on that "weighted" question...
  • A subtle reminder that dishonesty is the second best policy.
  • my rule is this: if the person asking the question can still change clothes, be honest. if it's too late, tell them they look fine.
  • Ha ha ha ha! No, really.
  • as far as I am concern serena williams can walk around exposing as much of her body as she likes.
  • I think I may be the woman in the cherry pants.
  • Hey! Some of those aren't pants! This invalidates the question.
  • Mom?
  • Maybe it's "does my ass look fat in these"? *pants*
  • Serena the plumber?
  • Unless she is your sister, always tell her she looks lovely, sounds delightful, has a point there, is undoubtedly quite right.. Tell her that colour really suits her. Tell her she smells wonderful. Tell her you've never met another women like her. Never mention the word plump let alone fat, ye crass bastard. In other words, don't let her know ye are a mannerless, insensitive boor! She will doubtless notice this on her own. Don't let her or anyone talk ye into thinking that a factual answer is ever what's desired -- what's desired is an assuraance of your total and eternal affection. And the use of your new car and a credit card won't hurt, either.
  • The best answer to the question is, and always will be: "Compared to what?"
  • Methinks Lara might be on to something.
  • I think the trick here is distinguishing between "fat" and "unattractive". As a fat woman, my ass will always look fat in my pants. But some pants make it look worse and some pants make it look better. This is one example from the blog where the answer is yes, but it certainly isn't unattractive, and commenters seem to agree.
  • I'm a complete flat-ass. I would love to be told that my ass looks fat.
  • Your ass looks fat.
  • I prefer to rate arses by their feel, rather than their look. If I can still breathe, you're too skinny.
  • ((( bees! That was brilliant! *adds to 'Fave Poems' list *
  • Thanks, Lara!
  • Skrik... I'm trying to visualize that "trying to breathe" thing..... Then I find my self trying to rid my eyes of the image....
  • My fat is too arse. I hate being overweight.