January 27, 2006

Monkey cops keep the peace among groups . "When 'law enforcement' removed, monkey society becomes divisive". Well, we coulda told them that.
posted by mecurious 18 years ago
  • "The monkey police, they live inside of my head. The monkey police, they come to me in my bed. The monkey police, they’re coming to arrest me, oh no!"
  • Where do I sign up? Do I get a badge and a gun? I never thought I'd live in world where speaking in quite voice, and holding a large banana was no longer enough. So give me a gun dammit! Now G-d dammit! I wanna go give some tough loving LAW.
  • I really liked Monkey Police before Monkey Sting went solo.