January 19, 2006

• Me Spork: Fascinating! So the Duke was in a jam? Captain Foon: Certainly something of a pickle.
• Thanks Wolof, a ripping yarn! A little more detail here. Rather surprising that more films haven't been made of the story.
• It was the fucking phantom fishmonger of Olde London Towne.
• Truly, Islnader. Hitchcock would have ahd a field day.
• suonds like Udnerpants Monser has ahd a wee drop too mnay
• Stupid Count
• The daughter passed away a couple of months ago. Oakes was basically taxed out of Canada. The government passed a number of income tax laws which basically applied to Oakes alone, as he was so much richer than anyone else. His ritzy neogothic home overlooking the Falls was later turned into the corporate headquarters for the Niagara Parks Commission. Of course, there's no public access or anything, it's kept nice and private for the powerful, anonymous honchos that gouge everybody and make outrageously terrible planning decisions run things on our behalf.
• (Can I say 'basically' one more time? I don't think I've had my fill. Basically. Thanks.)
• Thanks, homeslice.
• Dickweed.
• >>suonds like Udnerpants Monser has ahd a wee drop too mnay<< Alas, my fingers and my brain are frequently on the outs.
• Terrible all 'round. That Duke of Windsor was a bit of an asshole eh?
• define:homeslice Definitions of homeslice on the Web:     * Homeslice (noun)       en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeslice Homeslice From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. We don't have an article called "Homeslice" ah, bit of help here?
• It's a word I made up and now it's all over the boxed blue dress of the Internets.
• Captain Foon: Some houses, inhabited by the louse-ridden, have lice.
• Me Spork: But despite this, they are not called hice.
• Just chill, homeslice.
• If Sherlock was infested, would they be Holmeslice?
• Mr Spork: Watson-of-a-seacook could deny such logic?