February 21, 2004
For those of you who think "How X Are You?" Quizzes are just random...
with bonus banana references! foon.
with bonus banana references! foon.
The correct answer to #7 is "Hubert Heever" The incorrect answer to #5 is "3.12121212chachacha" smeg out, man... It's a floor wax AND a desert topping. AND an effective contraceptive. AND the best movie of 1983. AND my long-lost half-brother (the other half is still lost). It's still Friday Night here in Los Antelope, and I am bored. AND itchy. AND metaphoric. AND a desert topping.
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Which venereal disease are you? You are Trichomoniasis, a protozoal parasitic infestation of the genitourinary tract. Use of male condoms may help prevent your spread! Snoozeburgle. Insert the following code into your web page to show off your result to others:
etaoin shrdlu
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I am apparently "very random"...does it matter that I am somewhat intoxicated whilst taking quiz??? do over! do over!!
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I am suposedly "extremely random". But I answered so sensibly.
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I'm "entirely normal". And I think I'm glad.
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Apparently and much to my surprise, I'm a very british, random, neutral sheep with blue skin and somewhat afraid of everything. Well, now that I've got my self identity all straightend out, it's time to start my new life!
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Bringing to mind the old joke about how many dadaists it takes to change a lightbulb...
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I've got one almost as random as that: Which Federal Rule of Civil Procedure Are You? I am 28 UNITED STATES CODE SECTION 1332, woo hoo. You are not a Federal Rule of Civil Procedure at all: you're the statute that allows the federal district courts to hear diversity of citizenship actions! You were drafted with the idea that an out-of-state party may be unduly prejudiced by appearing in a foreign state. People think that you're strange, and they try to minimalize your effects by requiring an amount in controversy and by being especially strict on the requirements for diversity. However, like that weird kid that nobody likes, you always show up to the party. Section 1332 is bizarre enough, it is even more bizarre that it provides an apt metaphor for your personality. And bizarre enough to belong in this bizarre quiz, too, I am sure.