January 13, 2006
American Mazes
Get lost in your home state.
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Very cool.
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They must have a good GPS to make them :-)
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They're a-maize-ing! Get it? a - MAIZE - ing! 'Cause corn is... Oh, nevermind.
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'cause corn is... cornfusing? 'com'on, Pantsie, spit it out!
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Musty?
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It's corny! There, I said it.
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Doesn't even have any listed for Idaho. **sniffs and wipes tear**
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Contact your local Farm Bureau! Maybe they can get someone interested. SOMEBODY is bound to be growing corn out there, even if it's small-scale.
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There's several every year in Boise, and a big one in Rigby that doesn't even have a picture. Why does everyone cornfuse Idaho and Iowa?
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You know, 'i' words. Plus having never been there. Or not caring.
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We must fight to end this prejudice against states beginning with vowels.
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Ha ha! Corn 'Maizes' are 'A'-'Maize'-Ing! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahHAHAHAHA (Wait, he already said it? It's still funny!)
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I've always thought that the people of Ohio should add a silent "h" to make the name into a palindrome. I mean...so close!