January 13, 2006

• If it doesn't turn into a submarine, I'm not interested...
• Holy crap.
• You mean it doesn't come with a built-in glamorous broad in the shotgun seat?
• Never go for the factory model.
• "Stop getting Bond wrong!" You're thinking of the Lotus there, kit. When he skis down the hill in his black suit *with yellow piping*...o god
• What I REALLY want is the little personal helicopter from You Only Live Twice. Sweet. "Screw you, traffic!"
• I KNOW it's the Lotus, from The Spy Who Loved Me, I was merely referencing another Bond vehicle and stating my preference. When I went to see that film as a kid with my mum and dad, we got an ice cream afterwards and the guy who sold it called me 'loo-tenant' (pronounced the American way). I think I would like you all to call me Loo-Tennant from now on. And salute. There. I've shared. Your turns.
• If you prefer the Lotus, you're a Loo-something, all right...
• *quizzically raises eyebrow* *shoots the fuck out of Capts car* *Makes crap quip*
• *falls over cliff* I regret NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! *thud*
• I knew you were just joshing there, kit me ol' mucka. I prefer the second Lotus as used in 'For Your Eyes Only', in the snowy bit. But then, that's just the kind of guy I am. The sort of guy that is leaving work now and going to the Walpole Arms in New Cross now. TTFN
• I'll take the Aston he used in Die Another Day
• Kit is a loo attendant? Finally, a job suited to the level of his FILTHY GUTTER MIND!!1!!
• muteboy, hoist a pint for me! its 9:50 am here (havent even had coffee yet!)
• Wouldn't a loo-tenant be someone who lives in a bathroom?
• And he would pay his rent to the loo-ndlord?
• with loo-se change from the loo-floor (ew!)
• kit should be Left-tenant'd alone! cause he's kinda poopy smellin' y'know
• We kid, but that's really a charming memory, kit. Just sayin', you know.
• Can I change my sign-in to "Threadkiller"?
• Threadkillah She's the girl The girl with the awkward skills All threads to kill Threadkillah With every comment she drops Tha talking stops! She kills the thread... She kiis it dead...
• I notice my new cool nick-name hasn't really caught on. And no-one's saluting...
• Well, as a Captain, I outrank you, Loo-tenant. And I can't help but notice that you haven't saluted me yet. SO DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!
• Er, you might want to be a little more specific there Cap'n. . . I mean, what if kit's feelin' a little gassy? All I'm saying is you want to be careful.
• The day I take orders from a civie is the day I hand in my stripes, pete! *puts hankie over nose, just in case*
• Well, you asked for it, sir...