January 12, 2006

Whilst not native to Australia, Gnomes are reportedly migrating from Europe and Britain to make a new start in “new lands” where the impact of pollution is less. Gnome numbers in Europe are on the decrease and drastic action was required.

So who wants to be the MoFi Action News reporter on this one?

posted by grover96 18 years ago

Hey who slipped those pretenders' photos (the pesky Disney dwarfs) in amongst the real items - HISS my gnomes and I will be calling for a boycott!!
posted 18 years ago by fly
hay man dis my shit?
posted 18 years ago by ethylene
No. It isn't. Shit in your own thread FFS.
posted 18 years ago by kitfisto
FLNJ, le front de libération des nains de jardins, operating since 1995 or thereabouts. wikipedia on the garden gnome liberation fronts.
posted 18 years ago by roryk
Gnomes are going to Australia to be near their leader, Prime Minister Gnome Howard.
posted 18 years ago by the quidnunc kid
Gnome-man is an island...
posted 18 years ago by beeswacky
This Gnome stuff is getting way out of hand. Bring in the pink flamingos!
posted 18 years ago by BlueHorse
I for one welcome ethylene and his absurdist shit. It never fails to make me smile.
posted 18 years ago by randomaction
we ran out of words we had bad luck with kobolds while roamin' the mountains of New Zealand and some of us got stuck in some strange gnomin' glacier
posted 18 years ago by beeswacky
Prime Minister Gnome Howard Enemy of Gnome Chomsky!
posted 18 years ago by Wolof

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January 12, 2006