January 12, 2006

La Historia Del Mamut/The Story Of The Mammoth - A song in Spanish about a mammoth. A warning to college students. Even if you don't speak Spanish, it's worth seeing this. NSFW. (warning:embedded flash movie, sound required, addicting song).

For all you non-Spanish speakers, the mammoth first jumps off a building, tries smoking, drinking, unprotected sex, and then drugs. The random animals are his freinds that help him get into these things. He dies of each of these things in turn, comes back to rape people, then burns in hell.

posted by VertexOfLife 18 years ago
  • I don't want to be exposed to Mamut.
  • Ha ha ha! crazy hilarious!
  • A tiny mammoth wanted to fly.. he tried and tried... his friend a dove wanted to help him and made him jump from the 5th floor... jajaja and what happend next? He broke to shit! The little mammoth wanted to smoke and his friend the dog helped him to smoke 500 cigarretts. Cancer! The mammoth got the canceeeerrr! The little mammoth wanted to try booze and his friend the bear made him drink three liters of whiskey and he got cirrhosis. The little mammoth wanted to have his first sexual encounter and his friend the donkey took him to 100 prostitutes. He then got AIDS! The little mammoth wanted to get high and his friend the cat made him do 10 lines of coke. And then he died of an overdose! I think there's something in that for all of us.
  • If I hadn't seen it several months ago, I'd be cracking up. Something about the overall happy tone of the song, coupled with the craptacular animation on the choruses: "MIERDA". comes back to rape people, and then burns in hell Whoa, I don't remember that part, though.
  • Loved it and i am going to die very very soon i think - hell the mammoth dies even before Philip Morris was around to bribe goverments and before governments realised they could raise so much out of peoples addictions (oh and i am a trying to reform smoker but not in the righteous stage yet.....)
  • hee hee-- the song's so damn catchy. Sort of reminds me of the style of Los Toreros Muertos (silly Spanish 1980s alternaband.)