January 10, 2006

Man sues over chatroom humiliation. If he wins, I'll see you all in court.

*Runs away like a giant crying baby*

posted by kitfisto 18 years ago
  • Pfft. In order to sue, kit, you first need to be a real boy.
  • *wonders for a sec if kit is indeed real, dismisses possibility.*
  • Well, I got no strings to hold me up...
  • plaintiffs harmed by a blog have an instant remedy available: blogging themselves. Well, in that case....
  • Isn't blogging yourself immoral or something?
  • I come here to be humiliated, but then that's just me.
  • My very existance is self-humiliation. Somebody owes me money, but I have no idea who. I think it might be everyone who perceives me.
  • I laugh in your general direction!
  • *go monkey go!*
  • Submitting a fradulent change of address card to the post office is probably a federal crime. Posting a picture of your house can be interpreted as a threat. These are not acceptable behaviors.
  • Yes, I have suffered "emotional damage" and only money will fix me.
  • I'd like to bring a class action law suit against this guy for generally humiliating people who use IRC chat rooms. Do we know how to spell "frivolous"? Yes, yes we do.
  • bring a class action law suit against this guy for generally humiliating people who use IRC chat rooms Wait... you mean humiliating them more?
  • OW! I blogged myself.
  • Big whiney hamster. Isn't this why there are user names? I do wonder where his mail got sent, though. And yeah, fooling with someone's mail is totally federal. I have to go get nectarine juice now.
  • Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
  • *long arms that won't bend extended upwards* Nectarines!
  • ...And once again, this cartoon is appropriate. (I keep it bookmarked for just such an occasion.) But that doesn't mean that a lawsuit is a dumb thing, just that it is probably more about the post office stuff than the chat room crap. The media wants to make it be all about the computers.
  • Please contact my attorney for further details on this comment.
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  • N.Y. man fired for visiting adult chat room at work sues IBM for $5 million *distressed he can't claim stress from 'Nam as his excuse to surf for pr0n at work*
  • I was about to say "well, at least the people on MoFi aren't THAT perverse," but then I saw the link, below, to "kitfisto is a penis head" and realized the truth.