January 06, 2006

Friday Fecal Fun. "The doo-doo man occupies a horrible sweet spot in the collective Jungian fabric. He is the primal demon who pops out of the doughnut display at us all."
  • THAT'S what kit looks like?
  • A Serial Doo-Doo Spreader. An apartment full of shit. How many times had he done this before he was finally caught. I just don't want to know.
  • Not apropos at all, but I'm oddly reminded of this quote from Waking Life: When you come to think of it, almost all of human behavior and activity is not essentially any different from animal behavior. The most advanced technologies and craftsmanship bring us at best up to the super-chimpanzee level. Actually, the gap between say Plato or Nietzsche and the average human is greater than the gap between that chimpanzee and the average human. The realm of the real spirit, the true artist, the saint, the philosopher, is rarely achieved. Why so few? Why is world history and evolution not stories of progress but rather this endless and futile addition of zeroes? No greater values can develop. Hell, the Greeks 3,000 years ago were just as advanced as we are. So what are these barriers that keep people from reaching anywhere near their real potential? The answer to that can be found in another question, and that's this. Which is the most universal human characteristic? Fear or laziness?" Color me crazy.
  • Ridicule me if you wish, but watch your donuts if you do...
  • Experts believe this trilobyte, the Anomalocaris, dated to the Cambrian era, produced donut-shaped turds.
  • His name was Robert Paulsen.
  • Amature.
  • I thought Robert Paulsen was the guy who did the voice of Yakko Warner...
  • That's funny, cause I sprinkle donuts on my feces.
  • And I face sprinkles on my 'nu... Oh so sorry.