January 04, 2006

Mooning ruled 'distasteful, not illegal'. Why you would ever taste someone mooning, I have no idea, but it's good news nevertheless, right? [via FreeInternetPress]

*undoes buckle* BoooooOOOOOOOOOoooon FreeeeEEEEEEE, as free as my fuzz grows, as free as my horn blooooooOOOOOOws..!

  • Runs up. Smacks the Capt., who cannot get away 'cause his pants are down.
  • Washington Post version available here. [via obscurestore]
  • From the Post article: James Maxwell, one of McNealy's attorneys, said yesterday's ruling should "bring comfort to all beachgoers and plumbers" in the state. OK, butts are officially no longer private parts! Everyone, about face and drop trou. The public has a right to know.
  • Your honour, as our next witness the prosecution calls Mr Goatse.
  • I actually represented a kid who mooned someone outside the school during the lunch period. He was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct.
  • Vindication at last! Coming soon: the legal, er, ramifications of "up your butt with a cocoanut."
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  • Hey, Capt. Renault, what are you doing here? I thought you got busted or something.
  • Nah. It was a bum rap.
  • Damn, Nickdanger beat me to the punch.:<
  • Great, here we have people making an ass of themselves at the end of the thread.
  • pete, you're scraping the bottom of the barrel.
  • Tushay.
  • Since when is petebest the butt of our jokes?
  • Ever since that comment about asses at the end of the thread reared itself.
  • I'm surprised it tukus that long.
  • Well, alls well that ends well.
  • Sorry, I meant to post to this thread earlier, but I'm a little behind...
  • My sweetheart's a mule in the mine I drive her without any line In the coalpile I sit While tobacco I spit All over my sweetheart's behind -- ditty, 20th century traditional
  • Can someone tell me where to find the post area? post area/posterior? geddit? geddi.. oh nevermind
  • Who would have thought that mooning would have caused such a rumpus.
  • Mooning is a fundamental right! fundament, geddit? geddi...oh, never mind I can't believe you posted this Capt. I would have thought you would have taken a place in the rear behind PeteBest. Well, you've done it now, and the devil take the hindmost. (.)
  • I have no pun for keester, yet I have a fondness for the word.
  • With a little help, this thread could be the moneymaker tho.
  • bernockle, you don't have the keester the car?
  • And let's all chant along with Jambi the Genie... "Meckalecka Hie, Mecka Hiney Ho!!!"
  • And booty is in the eye of the beholder.
  • And remember, kids, stay away from crack.
  • And don't be so cheeky.
  • Anus
  • Hairy anus. Butt crack.
  • This is the greatest thread ever! No ifs and or butts!!!!
  • I like poo poo!
  • if kit feces, he'll go apeshit.
  • Nickdanger wins for cutting right to the chase. None of those fancy pun things, he just says what we're all thinking.
  • An' us thinkin' 'bout it, jus you!
  • And there's GramMa gettin' in on the backside of this thread. wh00t!