January 04, 2006

• So it's like alum for your box?
• OK, what kind of comment spam does a forum on a penis enlargement site get? What kind of spam could you possibly leave in threads whose titles are: "VIMAX EXTENDERS now AVAILABLE to EVERYONE for $149.95", "Viagra and Cialis...$1.74 per pill"?
• Nooo...it's alum on a magic stick for your box! Jeeeze Louise.
• Y0u h@ve he@rd that pouring your sperm 1nt0 her tea is the best way to attract her. I can understand doing this for coffee, because it's, um, murky anyway. But tea? Unless you put lots of milk (not euphemism for ANYTHING here!), wouldn't it look weird that usually clear tea has whitish blobs bobbing around inside?
• Monkeyfilter: like alum for your box
• That's ... not ... sugar!!!
• I would like to introduce you to Matters of Size Penis Enlargement. God, the name alone. He had me right there.
• I prefer to blow my wad into the ham sandwiches of my love interests. This makes ham sandwich consumption a prerequisite for any woman I am attracted to. This method has worked every time.
• This mayo tastes funny.
• Oh really? It probably went bad from the heat generated by the friction. The cum should taste fine though.
• I prefer a nice salad cream.
• Bring out the corpses! We're done here people! *construction sounds*
• You know when fluoridation first began? Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
• Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
• p.o.e. p.o.e. p.o.e. p.o.e.
• I'm developing a strangelove for Koko.
• An old friend of mine told a story that involved his mean boss, a sandwich, and man juice. Except he called it "Thunder Sauce!" The exclamation point is part of the name. Thunder Sauce!
• the barbarian?
• Uh oh... see, in austin there's this chain called "Thundercloud Subs" and well... they have this sauce called, you guessed it, "Thunder Sauce"... /throws sandwich away.
• Hey, that's like what mom told me when I was 17. 'Beware of any beverage a girl gives you; some use tricks to make men love them, like giving you some tea or coffee laced with their...' oh. Can't go on. Eeck. Ok, great, you filthy monkeys. You've just ruined lunch for me. I was hungering for clam chowder, cream pasta and some café con leche, but ah, I had to open this thread...
• Would that P.O.E. be 'Panel of Experts', or 'Purity Of Essence'? Maybe both... And Flagpole? Have the egg white omelette.
• With their what? Laced with their what????
• I think the thread has self-eeked.
• I will know and forever call my spooj "Thunder Sauce!" "You fucking bastard, you got cum in my eye!" "Correction. I got Thunder Sauce! in your eye."
• Did anybody check out his blog ? "Research presented at the 1st Virtual Sexology and Hispanoamerican Sexual Education Congress in Madrid revealed the use of penis traction devices to be effective in increasing both the length and perimeter (girth) of the penis" If the 1st Virtual Sexology and Hispanoamerican Sexual Education Congress says it's so, then who are we peons to question? And shall we monkeys send a delegation next year to this prestigious event?
• Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Floridated water is what caused the following generations to become obsessed with the resultant products of sexual excitation. And eeking.