January 03, 2006

Tolkien Norse Rip-Off Purity Petition or T.N.R.O.P.P. First is for the states that is the fan of Tolkien who is for the writes of manys and longs as are good of stories which is for the nice and excitings of reads! BUT is the very annoys that is ripping off or as is called STEALING lots or more of Norse legends for is writing. Is the the very angry of the makes of THE DWARF when is readings of the sames in two books.
  • "is not a dwarf" - is Noddy Holder!?
  • mama, we're all batshit crazy, certifiably insane, now.
  • "Operas like 'The Bicycle of the Rings'" - I am THE DWARF fan many of loves it.
  • Weez, When you're quoting from the original, please put it in italics. Thanks! (I thought you were the one talking all crazy for a minute.)
  • Speaking as someone who has met Weeze - that was better than usual.
  • Phloighd. It sounds like this might just the thing we need for the next X-day!!
  • Ooh, the bicycle of the Rings! That would be only two operas instead of the tradidtional four. I bet you'd get a lot more butts in seats for that.
  • That's not Nobby! Tis Vic Reeves! And I though Weeze had gone mad too. It hurt my brain to read that post.
  • Here is quotes from Tolkien of the Book calls THE HOBBIT... And is the arrives of Dwarves by these namings - Dwalin, Balin son of Fundin, Fili, Kili, Dori, Nori, Ori, Oin, and Gloin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, and especially Thorin Oakenshield son of Thror Son of Thrain! And Wizards of name Gandalf Ah... There is nothing like reading Tolkien in the original Babel Fish.
  • Tolkien says that these are characteristic of Dwarf Is short Is of the beards Does that make Tom Cruise a dwarf?
  • Is stealed from Snorri Sturlusson who is dead. And worse, is of Iceland. Apparently, being Icelandic is worse than being dead.
  • silly bone, natural Tom Cruise is of the dwarf. Is live under rock, also is partake of the Scienceology. And marriage into lithesome Elf chicks. Is dwarf I tell you!
  • Mwahahah! I think this guy is pulling our collective legs, but it's still pretty funny. About THE DWARF Is then author of the many as the best selling books in Kyrgyzstan such like "Zmiddel Duntash" ("One Man and his Goat"), "Zfestik Grindeg" ("War and Goats"), "Zery Tesikin" ("A Brief History of Goats"), "Zvuntid Sarmet" ("To Kill a Mocking Goat"), "Zoriy Lorrinz" ("Of Goats and Men") and "Zdenitr Ormizh" ("My Life As A Goat") which in 1997 is make into a movie starring Frintis Rolens, Goringoe Jaiopef and David Hasselhof.
  • When see the artist conceptual drawings of both the dwarf is when the Mr. K figures his leg is the pulled.
  • technically Snorri Sturlusson was Norse, according to the intro in my Penguin Classics copy of King Harald's Saga. He was in exile in Iceland for political reasons which eventual led to his being killed. But I digress....
  • When you're quoting from the original, please put it in italics. But that would have ruined all my fun! I just had to pass on that little brain-twist I got last night. You get about a sentence and a half into it before you realize you're in pain. Also, Tolkien knowingly used the Eddas and similar works. He was trying to create a British Epic Myth, the way the Kalavela is for the Finnish. But I also digress...
  • That's not Nobby! Tis Vic Reeves! God, I had totally forgotten Vic Reeves! When I studied in England for one year in 1992 I was totally addicted to his programme. OR WAS I?