December 31, 2005

Isn't it `Happy New Year to all Monkeys' time? 2006 anyone?

I see that the Australian celebrations have started and found Chy posting at 12:49 p.m., sooo..... Have a wonderful ))))) filled 2006. Monkeys rock, or whatever the words are these days. /reminds self to get back in here more often. That sidebar is about ten pages long....

posted by dxlifer 18 years ago
  • Happy New Year! *blows party tooters* All you monkeys, have a good one this year!
  • Who is this "Party Tooters" fellow, and does he have a good pedigree?
  • That's Party Taters. It's tater tots with sprinkles on top.
  • shouldn't it be: curious george:Isn't it `Happy New Year to all Monkeys' time? this is sooooo going to get yoinked. then I can post a 'happy new years to all monkeys' thread and everyone will love me. ME! Meeeeeee!
  • sexyrobot, you know we already love you!! how to do suppose you manage to keep yourself knee-deep in prostate massage?? party tooters is a nice enough guy--but I say blow jobs for all!! Happy New Year monkeys everywhere. it's only 11:30 am of the 31st in cali right now. haven't even had cawfee yet.... I'll be hoisting sum bubbly to ya'll later on tonight!!
  • I say blow jobs for all!! Thank God, I just now finished mowing the front yard!
  • *puzzled frown* I never have figured out how to get that 'curious george' thing right. Sheet, it took me half an hour to do what I did accomplish and now sexyrobot still thinks it could have been done better. /lumbers off, muttering... *no toothless blowjobs for any monkeys, ever. may all the mouths you encounter have teeth in them. Mr. Dx, in the meantime, simply smiles, very contentedly.
  • I made some homemade, and I might say fabulous, Kahlua last night and, let me tell ya, it packs a fierce punch! I did it for you. Happy New Year!!
  • I just now finished mowing the front yard I hope your wife doesn't know you refer to it that way.
  • Happy New Year, Monkeyfolk. Bananas to all!
  • About to head out to a party in the East Village. Happy New Year monkeys. May this one be better than the last. (And if the last was really awesome, even more so)
  • Still 8 hours until 2006 reaches me, and it ain't the New Year until I say it is. I'm actually a little apprehensive over the fact that Pasadena's Rose Parade is forecast to be seriously rained on for the first time since before I was born*. Of course, the parade was storm-endangered last year, but somehow the Pasadenans placated the gods and there was one day's break in the heaviest rainy season in L.A. since almost ever. This year is the first time ever they're going to do like Macy's Parade and stop the march for TV-oriented performances, so I think the gods will be non-pleased. Of course, I have moved about 180 miles farther from Pasadena recently, but Cal Poly, the college right up the street from me now, does a float every year. *to be real precise, New Years Day 1955, at which, since I was born Sept. 30th of the same year and was about a week premature, I had not been conceived yet. Yes, too much information.
  • Are party tooters the same as blow ticklers? I had never heard of a name for those tooting unfurling tissue thingies until Are You Being Served referred to them as blow ticklers (with many a double entendre, natch). Great name! Are You Being Blow-tickled?
  • I hereby rename you "fish tickler"...
  • happy oral sexy monkey new year everyone!
  • "Captain Peacock and his blow-tickler..." I can think of worse ways to spend New Year's Eve! Abadabadabadabadabadabadaba to all de munkees!
  • I hereby rename you "fish tickler"... Well, that beats blowfish, I guess.
  • AnnĂ©e merveilleuse, minkys! *blows up french tickler*
  • HNY, mes amis! *tickles French person*
  • Dance, my Monkeys! Dance! Dance the old year away. Dance the new year in.
  • whoa, there's much honking of horns, and horning of honks! It's 11:04 here. Don't think I can stay up, but happy one to all my fellow creatures.
  • Whoa, I'm actually posting beyond 2006!! Can I have a commemorative timestamp?
  • 2006 in Californium... that makes it official.
  • All the best, cats.
  • Happy New Year, all! (I have been to the dentist three times in the past week and am too achey to blow anyone just now. Damn.)
  • Happy 2006, everyone. Big love from my neck of the woods.
  • May 2006 bring bounteous and accomplished oral sex to all monkeys. Happy New Year!
  • May your anus be massaged whilst traveling the fenland region.
  • May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, and may your bowel movements be healthy and fortuitous.
  • MonkeyFilter: party tooters is a nice enough guy--but I say blow jobs for all!! Werd 'em up. Best 2006 ever!
  • *sighs* /how did I just know this would finish somewhere such as in the fenlands? *sips white wine* I hope everyone had a nice extra, long weekend and that all their wishes come, *clears throught discreetly,* true.
  • Must it always descend into buggery and party novelties?
  • And occasionally pandas, yes.
  • And cockpunch. Don't forget the cockpunch.