December 31, 2005

At last! It's the William Shatner DVD Club! The William Shatner DVD Club provides you with a selection of rare and compelling Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror films, personally selected by William Shatner! Get William Shatner's opinion before you go to the theatre or watch it on DVD! Which is good, because I want to know what Bill Shatner thinks before I make up my own mind.
posted by Chyren 18 years ago
  • Weird, I wonder if Shatner needs help making the rent or something.
  • Oh, I've already seen Dragon Storm. It was like Trogdor come to life - thatched roof cottages and peasants on fire. And that was the best part. I didn't make it all the way through.
  • I wonder if Shatner needs help Shatner is a GOD wrapped up inside a JESUS hidden within a VISHNU and liberally topped with A BOO-DAH. Anyone who disagrees with this is a HITLER wrapped up inside a STALIN coated in melted BILL GATES.
  • I have Shatner's music album. I sometimes listen to it. On purpose. It's alot better than Nimoy's album.
  • I have Shatner's music album. I sometimes listen to it. On purpose. It's alot better than Nimoy's album.
  • Stupid Opera browser. Almost posted a third time.
  • Knick, I've always considered you a GENIUS wrapped inside a GENTLEMAN stuffed into a PRINCE.
  • I wonder what Prince thinks about that.
  • Quids, I've always considered you to be a YODA wrapped inside a BILBO BAGGINS and stuffed into a FRANKENSTEIN.
  • What queefnun said. You are all unworthy to lick that man's sweaty, quivering taint.
  • Well said, mct. Although I must admit I think of un- as a U THANT placed within a BOUTROS BOUTROS-GHALI and then mixed into a salad with a DAG HAMMERSKJÖLD. Chy, however, is a bit like a TINEA hidden in a PITYRIASIS VERSICOLOR decorated with a HISTOPLASMOSIS - as everyone knows. On that note, I'd just like to say Happy New Year, and see you all in a MONDAY, wrapped in a JANUARY and rammed up the anus of a 2006.
  • STOP BEING GAY
  • DENNY CRANE!
  • and what Quid said.
  • Shatner is a god. Not like that silly Christian 3-in-1 thing, I'm talking the whole Greek, Roman (pretty much the same ones), Norse, Indian (Native American and Eastern), Chinese, Japanese, and Mayan pantheons rolled into one man. He should run for office. I would be proud to have a President Shatner (which wouldn't happen until they add a constitutional amendment repealing part of Article 2 of the U.S. Consitution).
  • I just saw an episode of SeaQuest with a guest shot by the Shatner with a Romanian accent and a giant gaucho mustache. I think it made my ovaries grow back.
  • Okay, how can anyone NOT love Denny Crane? Or Danny, or whatever the heck he's called. I mean, DUDE. Denny Crane.
  • This DVD club -- can I get that episode of The Critic where they feature 'Celebrity 9-1-1', and Shanter goes like "Tonight, on 'Celebrity 9-1-1 -- James Caan. CAAAAAAAAAAAN!"? That was hi-lar-i-ous. Or maybe one of those new "I'm a simple man" commercials. Those are good too. I'm sorry -- what were we talking about?
  • Dammit, man, focus!
  • "How did he make a spoken-word version of a rap song?!?" "He found a way."
  • "Tell William".