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December 26, 2005
Captain Godfrey Rodrigues teaches us Correct Posture
- you don't need to try muscle building or learn circus stunts to stay fit - just maintain correct posture!
16 years ago
Using naked ladies for teaching examples is an effective technique. I sat up straighter.
WHICH SHALL SURVIVE??!?!?1
prancing nekked ladies!
Hey, it's got a picture of Dr. Kegel in there. He's my hero.
"The world's finest chest belongs to Captain Rodrigues." Awesome.
I, for one feel terribly sorry for Captain Rodriguez, having to live with that stiff metal rod up his toucus for the rest of his natural life after his 'war injury'. Heavens man, get that thing *out* of there!
How come nature hates us? Why couldn't she have just gave us correct posture?
How come nature hates us?
It's by design!
his chest's thrust out his shoulders laid back when it comes to standing tall he's no potato sack his posture's something everybody proudly mentions -- for the Captain stands straight in seventeen dimensions
Shame on you, Captain Rodrigues! No apostrophe in possessive "its"! Grr!
I was just going to say that it's nice to know that people have been mis-using that apostrophe in print for 70 years. Also nice to know that torture DID survive...
I couldn't get past the pants.
Standing tall Is not for sods, sirs. Now tuck your boots Into your jodphurs.
Halfway through - still on the manly men and kiddies doing the 10mile walk with no physical exercise needed just posture... woo hoo no more pushups yeehaa
Indeed, un-, indeed.
strings of posture-loving kids and admirers follow him round as do photographers upright and imposing he's an ornament of nature and wherever the Captain strides he takes along his posture
That was fucking good, bees.
It's funny because it's presented in such an old-fashioned manner and a healthy dollop of hyperbole, but I personally can't put enough importance on correct posture. A few sessions with my voice teacher always did as much for me as the same or more with a physiotherapist.
That's because you're mental.
Orna mental, is wot I say.
Hall's cough drops with Mental-Lyptus