December 24, 2005

Monsterpiece Theatre! Authorities are investigating allegations that the body of British broadcaster Alistair Cooke — among hundreds of others — was illegally carved up in the back room of a funeral home and sold so its parts could be used in transplants.
posted by Wolof 18 years ago
  • Sounds like someone had a bone to pick with him.
  • They certainly pulled a boner on this one.
  • No bones about it, someone has a skeleton in there closet.
  • I liked the ties he wore, but his manner was so bone dry.
  • Wasn't there a show on Masterpiece Theatre about skeletons or there were bones in it or something? And he hosted it? You know, like a joke about bones and all that? You know? Like, he was the guy they took bones out of and he had bones before that, but they took them out? And he was on the show? Get it?
  • A transplant from the cancery elicits groans. In any case, a pox on he who picks and sells our bones!
  • I would have sold them Testicular Jones had I known about this.
  • That's right, InsolentChimp, I guess he really got his "bones stolen from his corpse prior to cremation"! If you know what I mean!
  • Oops, somebody pulled a boner with this gag.