December 23, 2005

• via The Apostropher
• The researchers found that while straight men are only aroused by females of the human variety, straight women are equally aroused by all human sexual activity, including lesbian, heterosexual and homosexual male sex, and at least somewhat aroused by nonhuman sex. Wha'? Just what kind of perverted sickos those 'hetero males' used in the study were? A male that doesn't find hot girl-on-girl action arousing? Who? "When I speak to women, there's sort of an intuitive 'Oh, yeah,'" she says. See, it's all intuitive and understated and taken for granted. A wink and a nod. No need for detailed reporting of their responses. Sheeez. And the rest is equally puzzling. Mmh. Maybe my parents were right. I should have gone into science and would be now reporting this kind of discoveries.
• So do monkeys become aroused watching human sex?
• More importantly, does a llama become aroused when I sex a monkey?
• Does an Orca become sexed when I spermatozoa?
• And do arousals have men admitting to monkeys?
• Men have trousers, admitting risible. (6, 3)
• I especially like banging really irresistible species.
• Since we got a puppy, my partner and I are embarassed. He sits and whines.
• The puppy wants to frolic, too.
• What about watching hot cauliflower on cabbage action?
• Previously, I had thought that links to bestiality sites were off-limits here. Now that I know differently, I shall prepare to unleash a Christmas delight on all.
• Will it, by any chance, have anything to do with, say, owls?
• You've seen it?
• Which of us were they watching???
• There's no way this isn't a double-post. Double-post vixens unchained!
• *eagerly awaits bernockle's Xmas delight*
• I understand Bernockle makes his Xmas Delight with corn syrup. Rot your teeth it will.