December 20, 2005

• forgot "via: Obscure Store"
• There's a triumph of Feminism in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I know what it is.
• Several years ago I ran across a very large snow penis on my campus. I was amused as hell. They had even gone to the trouble of shaping a big vein down the length of the shaft. It stayed there for a long time. It was lying down in the snow, not erect, which probably helped it escape notice - you really couldn't see what it was until you got close, but it was in the middle of a well-traveled shortcut between a parking structure and several buildings.
• "Police Whack Giant Snow Penis"? That's quite the suggestive headline.
• - May God damn this newspaper for running the photo of the snow penis online. I am no prude, but this display was truly pathetic and you should be ashamed of yourselves. Is this why you became journalists? Heellls Yeah! Snow penis! Snow penis! wh00t! All defer to the ice cock! The frozen phallus! The wet wintr'y wanker! Give up some love for the snowtime schlong! Although the lack of giant snow testicles makes me question the builders' intent . .
• so they've got to be GIANT snow balls, huh petebest?
• "Cops Cold-cock Cold Cock"?
• Ha! You were waiting for that, weren't you (Although I misspelled "bawlz" . . .)
• Was sidedish behind this?
• But, but...there are giant snow testicles in the picture.
• Oh, Lawd, it's Janet Jackson's nipple all over again. I mean, seriously, (just under?) half of the human population has penises (and virtually all of the human population has nipples [1]) - d'ya think we could get over it any time soon? Mind you, it does raise an interesting theological debate. Does God get His damnation on over pictures of snow penises? [1] Taking into account whatever percentage of people who may not, in fact, have nipples. Speaking of which, where is quidnunc?
• Also gives a whole new meaning to "snow blower".
• I guess most people don't realize that there are probably quite a number of big phalluses around town.
• As everyone knows, phallic displays were central to Viking winter solstice celebrations of fertility and rebirth. That's what I've been trying to tell you!
• Mind you, it does raise an interesting theological debate. Does God get His damnation on over pictures of snow penises? Admitting basic parts of human anatomy is the first step to wondering what they do, which leads to biology and, from there, the other insidious sciences. Also, I'm sure there's some reference to how He abhors snow testicles in the book of Acts somewhere.
• I will not use my penis for evolutionary purposes! It's blaspheromonious.
• What Abiezer_Coppe said.
• I think it needs one of these.
• And [The Lord] thus spake [to] Moses, saying: "Oh, and another thing, see if there's room in there for 'Thou shalt not make snow penises'." And Moses [did] look down at the [stone] tablets, which were already [full], and covered with [post-it notes] in the margins, and said: "Lord, what is snow?" And [The] Lord said, "Well, it's... when it gets cold, d'you see, and the condensation... and no two of them are... Right, forget it, I'll just have to settle for damning any newspapers that print pictures of them, then. Jehova out."
• Town Goes Silly Over Chilly Willie? I'm very very sorry
• Oh you are not, we hear you giggling
• I say the newspaper has an obligation to report hard news. There. I said it.
• Snownads.
• Somewhere, the Abominable Snowman is very very pissed.
• he is no where near as angry as the abominable snowwoman!!
• resisting impulse...to...make...weird......yukon jack............... as..................... can't do it...trying to stop... dildo............j o k e sss...
• How much didja get? 6 to 8 inches???
• These are the sort of free and open erections that they can only dream about in Iraq.
• Woman Erects Penis. News at 11.
• *has extra nipples if anyone needs one*
• two for twoesday from mercurious! Medic! . . face-dancing girl!
• The Melty Man Cometh
• What has two thumbs and likes giant snow cocks? ... You guys couldn't see it just then, but I pointed to myself. With both thumbs. Indicating that (a) I have two thumbs, and (b) I like giant snow cocks. It was awesome.
• Damn! I so wanted to see that melt.
• I just died. You people and your funny.
• See, now you've done it. You killed tracicle. I hope you and your fucking giant snow cocks are happy now. Bastards.
• Charlton Heston: Damn you snow penis! Damn you to hell!!! *collapses, weeps*
• Area woman feels giant snow penis is of questionable taste.
• NZ woman killed by abominable snow penis. More after the movie.
• Frozen phallus fellated - more after the weather.
• Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms! What would we do without the internets
• Cops pop sickle; dick wads notes into ball.
• The phrase "snow penis" brought back a horrible memory from the locker room of gym class in junior high school. "That's no penis -- that's an acorn!"
• Hence the owl fucking. Gotcha.
• Not that there's anything wrong with that.
• You guys! I'm trying to pretend I'm working here. Hard to do when you're choking on your own laughter until your face turns blue.
• Ah, the power of owl seed.
• Lara, if you're looking for unfunny, stick to the posts made by kit.
• I think kit's posts are quite funny. Kind of like bad egg salad smells funny?
• Oh, they're funny like that, but never funny-as-intended. Never funny 'ha ha', but funny 'what was he thinking?'
• Conversely, Quid is definitely ha-ha funny. Except when he posts.
• Agreed.
• Baby, take it easy on my penis
• On brief reflection, this would have been better posted in the losing virginity horror stories