December 19, 2005

• Ok I cannot lie t'was me - i killed Santa
• And I took his wallet.
• Dammit Kit the fat bugger rolled onto it and i missed it i want half!
• *looks up from feast of Jammy Dodgers and Irn Bru* Not bloody likely! *Sprays fizzy crumbs* *feels a bit sick*
• *snaffles IrnBru* Better than payin $4.50 a can for it here and hey i get the can free - i mean i knocked the old fat jolly fella out in the first place!!!!! *Spits out pieces of cotton from red cap* Enjoys swig of Irn Bru
• *peaks on sugar rush from Irn Bru and Jammy Dodgers* Say, you're alright! Let's go rustle some reindeer! *falls over*
• I took his porkpie Stetson hat.
• *makes snow angel*
• *hmm wipes purloined jam off mouth and burps checks out Vixen post* Yep low (connected and posted blow) but i gonna go out nd kick me some Reindeer booty. Hey I killed Santa - Rudolph is next - maybe venison for lunch???
• i gonna go out and kick me some Reindeer booty Hey, save it for the horse-fucking thread, big guy.
• What in the name of Sam Hill??
• Well, the mood I'm in that fat fart better duck NOW.
• If we're going to be using photo cut-outs, where's the Monty Python shooter?
• mmmmmmm... Venison